Photoshopped Phallus

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Ladies, once in a very great while I see something on the internet so preposterous, so outlandishly unreal I have to stop and think, has the distorted version of realty suddenly BECOME the accepted reality? Has an artistic abberation become "the real thing?"

It started quite some time ago when Yahoo groups started posting images of guys who made even me a mere phallic liliputian. These appendages where so obviously photoshopped I had to think they were going to be taken as a joke. Wrong. From far and near, the easily duped wrote into the Yahoo group wondering when Big Timothy was going to post more photos. The phenomena carried over to a large majority of Monstercock pay sites. Now, a few of the penis enlargement sites are incorporating some photoshopped phalluses in their ads.

Question: Do you see these things for what they are, or do you believe there are 30" flaccid penises running around? :wow:
 

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I've never seen any such pictures (don't exactly go looking for them) but it sounds preposterous to me. Still, as the old saying goes there's a sucker born every minute so I have no doubt lots of people fall for those claims.
 

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13x7 its kinda hard to say I mean I recognize a fake here pretty much as fast or faster than most and I mean your size sounds incredible, but I went to check your stats and profile and well your gallery states you have pics but they been removed. In short do guys lie about there cock yes every minute of every da, but thats life. As for me I am at least for here on the low side of hung for lpsg standards at 8.5x6 cut.
 

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JWS, you are NOT on the low side! That a huge size anywhere, and you will find that the number of members even here who are significantly bigger is not a large number, but this IS the large penis support group, so there are some who are VERY large. Sure the averages here seem enormous, but you must remember how few people actually post.
I think I remember reading a while back that we only have about 300 or 400 regular posting members, some of whom are women, and men who readily accept that they are average in size, so out of 12,000 that's not a good representation of everyone who is here. Welcome to the club, you are very qualified.

As for fake pics, I can recognise most, but a few I am not sure about. I've seen enough on cam to make me believe in the fact that huge ones exist, but in VERY small numbers. Mostly this is indulgence in fantasy on the part of both the pretender and the viewer, which is kinda dumb, but who ever said sexuality wasn't? I think there's a lot of money to be made off of the weak minded, and that pretty well sums it up.
 

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I never understood the point of PhotoShopped porn. Actually, I can't say that. I understand that some people's fantasies involve stuff which is anatomically impossible, and I understand that porn's about fantasy and therefore can involve anything. What I mean is, I never understood why some people think it's real.
 

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I believe members here may be somewhat more sophisticated in matters of penis size on-line than members of the public at large. I have been trying to upload (or at least get a link) to a photo which speaks volumes to my topic. This penis is not a creation of Rauch-O-Rama, who's plastic penises were modeled after the early 70's real deal Long Dong Silver, or the bazooka of his Caucasian equivalent The Taxas Longhorn.

This photoshopped penis looks like a cross betwenn an eel and the Loch Ness Monster. It's owner looks to be a college freshman who got A pluses on his Windows, Macintosh and Adobe exams, and who works part time at the Crystal Cathedral and Disneyland. He may or may not have actually experienced a first date yet. Stay tuned; I'm dangerous with my new Power Mac G5.

Such is my burgeoning computer knowledge that I have discovered the Avatar link here at LPSG; I think it looks like a Vought F4U Corsair.
 

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I have another problem with these fake images. Having a big dick fetish, I have been looking at a lot of big penis pictures over the years. Problem is, they totally distort your perception. Same goes for pictures of females. I remember when I saw a picture of John Holmes for the first time. I could not believe that a dick that large existed.

A couple of thousand pictures later, John Holmes dick actually appears like a nice medium sized cock to me!!! And looking at my own dick, it (my own dick) just appears to be tiny.

Guess I will never return to that "innocent" viewpoint again, and always feel inferior. Much like normal women who have to look at ultra-thin 16 year old role models in advertising and magazines.
 

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I don't think those are Photoshopped and yes he does look very impressive.
However speaking as a photographer, they are taken from a very flattering angle and perspective (and the site is called petite women).

How big would you guess?
If she's 5'0" then somewhere around 8.0" long and 6.5" girth.
If she's 5'5" then somewhere around 9.0" long and 7.0" girth.
 

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Originally posted by willie@Jun 2 2005, 11:25 AM
I don't think those are Photoshopped and yes he does look very impressive.
However speaking as a photographer, they are taken from a very flattering angle and perspective (and the site is called petite women).

How big would you guess?
If she's 5'0" then somewhere around 8.0" long and 6.5" girth.
If she's 5'5" then somewhere around 9.0" long and 7.0" girth.
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They are not photoshopped. The stills are from a video available from the Score Group (a publishing group that is about busty women). The publish Score magazine, etc., and also have web sites and do a great many dvds. The pictures are from on of their dvds and the female model is a well known model on the site, though I can't remember the name. The guy is probably about 11"+ x 8"+ guessing, from looking at her hands and thighs and other body parts in comparison. I don't know and not sure of his size except that I would reasonably certain he is bigger than 9x7. Just my two cents.
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo@Jun 2 2005, 02:00 AM
Knight:

as far as the link you posted, here is a link that let's you get to all the pics in this set. The "b" images are full size. if these are photoshopped, they are really welll done since some are close ups...

huge cock pic set
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This lLink allows you to select from 3 galleries of the same couple. The woman is Sierra.

LapDog :9 :p :9
 

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Originally posted by jonb@May 7 2005, 06:43 PM
I never understood the point of PhotoShopped porn. Actually, I can't say that. I understand that some people's fantasies involve stuff which is anatomically impossible, and I understand that porn's about fantasy and therefore can involve anything. What I mean is, I never understood why some people think it's real.
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Oh god that reminds me.. I remember stumbling on a porn site a while back. Get this, it was "Elf Porn" all the pictures were photoshop'd to give the chicks pointy ears. xD

Oh man, that was classic. It was a real site too! Like, not a novelty/parody site.
 

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Originally posted by lapdog2001+Jun 8 2005, 12:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lapdog2001 &#064; Jun 8 2005, 12:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Jimbo@Jun 2 2005, 02:00 AM
Knight:

as far as the link you posted, here is a link that let&#39;s you get to all the pics in this set.  The "b" images are full size.  if these are photoshopped, they are really welll done since some are close ups...

  huge cock pic set
[post=317133]Quoted post[/post]​
This lLink allows you to select from 3 galleries of the same couple. The woman is Sierra.

LapDog :9 :p :9
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Thank you LapDog2001. You reminded me of the models name of Sierra. I looked at the link and think the guy is about 11 x 7 or so. That is just a guess. I based it upon her being able to suck him down a bit and from the size of her hands and her face when against him. Just a guess. I think the dvd of these two is available from the Score Group.