Phrases that sound dirtier than they are

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Robert Klein ('70s comic) - spoof of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV. 7 words that sound dirty but aren't - anyone know them? I remember floutist, musseledge, Guam, no more...help?
 

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Hilda:"How much for a screw?"

moi: "That will be $1.00"

Hilda: "I'm not paying $1.00 for a screw. It should be free."

moi:"Don't we all wish that were true."


Hilda Grimes paid the fee and her glasses were repaired.

lol dreamer20
 

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gg42 said:
Robert Klein ('70s comic) - spoof of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV. 7 words that sound dirty but aren't - anyone know them? I remember floutist, musseledge, Guam, no more...help?

pussyfooting?
 

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gg42 said:
Robert Klein ('70s comic) - spoof of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV. 7 words that sound dirty but aren't - anyone know them? I remember floutist, musseledge, Guam, no more...help?

Carlin did "dirty-sounding words" way before Klein.

Like, hot cross buns
 

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How about

I've gotta work on my breast stroke.

(Semi-ripoff of George Carlin:

[on watching the Olympics) "I always watch the 100 meter breaststroke because I've never seen a woman with 100 meter breasts."])
 

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Since I'm big into sports...

We're really learning how to come together as a team.

It's deep and I don't think it's playable.

From way downtown...BANG.

The Rams are suffering from penetration in their backfield.

We're happy we could pull this one out at the end.

That's a perfect example of blown coverage.
 

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There's a very famous cricket commentary that's been repeated loads of times. The commentator was describing the action on the field and said "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie". For our American cousins, Holding and Willie were the surnames of two famous cricketers.

.....and soccer matches are full of references to guys dribbling and shooting;-)

cheers

Dillon
 

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"Keep your pants on" ("just wait a minute !")

and.....

Well...it's not a phrase....but there's always snickering if someone wants to borrow a Rigid Tool.
(that's actually a brand name tool company)

How about movies that aren't X rated but the title sounds like they should be ?

"One Eyed King"
"Bone Daddy"


Amazed that there isn't actually an X rated movie called "Jizm Trail"....
Is there ?
 

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CardiffDillon said:
There's a very famous cricket commentary that's been repeated loads of times. The commentator was describing the action on the field and said "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie". For our American cousins, Holding and Willie were the surnames of two famous cricketers.

In similar vein, there's a 1970s German comedy with the innocent title Unser Willi ist der Beste .. which some bright spark decided to release to English-speaking markets with the literally-translated title: "Our Willi is the Best". :rolleyes:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0067909/
 

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The comedy troup The Frantics had a good skit called
Make up dirty words.
Quite Hilarious. It can be found on their album Boot To The Head.
 

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Overheard at a friend's thanksgiving dinner party from outside the kitchen;

From her;
"C'mon, I need you to stuff that big sausage in here now!"

From him: "You gotta love how my gravy turned out so nice & thick & tasty, huh babe?"