Phrases that sound dirtier than they are

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1) yes. hello. i'm looking for mike hunt. have you seen mike hunt?

2) favre has gone to his tight end and wide receiver quite a bit this afternoon.

3) jeter is swinging his bat in the on deck circle.

4) yogurt factory.

5) ours is the thickest and creamiest.
 

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another one, slightly off topic.

BUICK.

i can't hear that word without thinking of people throwing up. a friend in college had a code phrase he used when people did that. "jack sold the buick" meant jack vomitted. think about it i guess, when you are praying to the porcelin god, it does kinda sound like BUUICKKK.

sorry for the gross interruption.
 

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This one still cracks me up, remembering it now. Bear with me while I set the scene.

I was watching a televised football game between the Raiders and Denver in the mid-80s. Dick Enberg was calling the game with (I think) Bob Griese. The then-L.A. Raiders were winning big on a hot day in Los Angeles. John Elway (the Denver quarterback of the time, for those of you who don't follow NFL football) had been removed from the game as it was out of reach, and was sitting on the bench, with a big electric fan directly in front of him, cooling him off.

The cameraman was showing Elway sitting looking dejected, and Enberg commented,

"It's not a pretty scene for Denver when Elway's sitting on the bench, getting blown by a fan."





It took me a solid 5 minutes to recover. I wish I had managed to hear what, if anything, Enberg's broadcast partner responded with.