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phuq you phuqueur

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Lordpendragon, May 25, 2007.

  1. Lordpendragon

    Lordpendragon Member

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    You're phuqing box is full - I could make it phuller
     
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    if that's a general offer and not just for sam I'm sure you'll have a few takers :wink:
     
  3. Pecker

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    phunny but I phigured this was phrom hickboy
     
  4. Lordpendragon

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    :rolleyes: Smart arse :wink:

    I acknowledge my artistic debt :smile:
     
  5. agnslz

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    LMPAO!:biggrin:
     
  6. Lordpendragon

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    Would you phuquing well believe it :confused: the phuquing phuqueur's phuquing philled again.

    Manwhore phuqueur - I'm not waiting in line.
     
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    Phantastic! Such phenomenal phantasy material. The thought of you being philled by phallus after phallus leads me to the conclusion that that you are quite the philanthropic philanderer!
     
  8. fortiesfun

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    Are you talking to me???
     
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    Where The Phuq Did This Silly Shit Come Phrum?
     
  10. fortiesfun

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    England I think, but I really don't know as a fact Pendragon was born there. That is who you meant, wasn't it?
     
  11. Lordpendragon

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    Wrong on both accounts PHUQUA.

    Cau dy ben a stedd ar hwn

    :eek: :smile: :biggrin1:
     
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    Well, I'll definitely take you up on that, bach :tongue:
     
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    That phuqing post hoe!
    It seems that the phuqua is wynding u up LPD, giust beequoz he's almost at sicks fousand posts!
    He told me that Hee's wayting to be philled by your phick coq bee4 he will answer your phuqing PMs!
     
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    chicago spam, chicago spam - so good he posted twice. C'mon ya big phuqing post bandito - quit phuqing tugging on your phuqstick and wow us with your phuqing phanny phumbling phactoids of phuq-wittery!
     
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    Oh, yeah. Ph phor Phendetta.

    All my phrends are phrantiquely phugging everything in sight. For it is phreezing phor Chrise sake. All the people want apheksion but they don't know empathy.
     
  16. fortiesfun

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    Ah, Wales. I should have known. (That's my gene pool, after all. I should have noticed the family resemblence in our galleries.)
     
  17. Onslow

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    You'll wait and you'l enjoy it.

    No. Yes. I mean of course and of course not. He doesn't know does he?

    You want to get into a pool with me and Gene?


    As for the Welsh--I don't speak it, can barely understand most of it after translations, and find the sexiest parts of Wales to be coal miners, Doc, Anthony Hopkins, and a few thousand or so others.
     
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    He said "Shut your face and sit on this"

    What about Richard (fuck you with my voice) Burton? (mmmmm)
     
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    Phuq ManlyB, you phemme phatale phorce to phool around with... Sam's kept me waiting long enough - Phancy a phuq?
     
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