phuq you phuqueur

[biguy2738]

pheeling phrisky were you, phear not - let me phawn upon your phine, phragrant phallus

Phorget something?

 

[fortiesfun]

Phorget something?

Phortunately, no!

 

[biguy2738]

Phortunately, no!

Phancy a phrisk? Just to make sure....

 

[fortiesfun]

Phancy a phrisk? Just to make sure....

Phoolish boy, ever known me not to?

 

[biguy2738]

Phoolish boy, ever known me not to?

MATHEMATICS 101

Substitute phor ph


Ph...... boy, ever known me not to?


a) Phabulous
b) Phantastic
c) Phrisky
d) Phuquing amazing
e) All of the above (I like this one the most...hint hint...) :wink:

 

[fortiesfun]

Okay, I pick "e." It seems the most phallus phriendly.

 

[biguy2738]

Okay, I pick "e." It seems the most phallus phriendly.

Phuquing good choice, you phabulous phather of phun! Now let me give you your reward...

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Phuquing good choice, you phabulous phather of phun! Now let me give you your reward...

OK - you've been giving him his phuquing reward phor twenty-phour phuquning hours now! How about a wooden spoon phor the philly?

:spank:

 

[biguy2738]

OK - you've been giving him his phuquing reward phor twenty-phour phuquning hours now! How about a wooden spoon phor the philly?

:spank:

Ooh yeah baby! Phuq that's good! Phooling with you always pheels phantastic!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Ooh yeah baby! Phuq that's good! Phooling with you always pheels phantastic!

Phinally!

Phaster and with more phortitude...

Phurther, PHURTHER - NOT THAT PHUQUING PHAR!!

 

[biguy2738]

Phinally!

Phaster and with more phortitude...

Phurther, PHURTHER - NOT THAT PHUQUING PHAR!!

Phor phuq's sake woman, make up your phuquing mind!
You're a real phinicky phemme phatale.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Phor phuq's sake woman, make up your phuquing mind!
You're a real phinicky phemme phatale.

Shut the phuq up, phace the other way, phist round ankles and phelate yourselph while I get this phuq machine plugged in! oke: mfg:

 

[biguy2738]

Shut the phuq up, phace the other way, phist round ankles and phelate yourselph while I get this phuq machine plugged in! oke: mfg:

Was that phelate or inphlate? Sorry, I can't hear over the buzzing noise... :biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Was that phelate or inphlate? Sorry, I can't hear over the buzzing noise... :biggrin1:

Just suck yourselph ophph - there's a dear - I'm aphraid there's a phunctional phailing with the phuq machine - it's stuck on PHURIOUS - is that OK with you?

 

[biguy2738]

Just suck yourselph ophph - there's a dear - I'm aphraid there's a phunctional phailing with the phuq machine - it's stuck on PHURIOUS - is that OK with you?

Phlip! Yes...it's phantastic....pity that phortiesphun isn't here to join us.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Phlip! Yes...it's phantastic....pity that phortiesphun isn't here to join us.

So you would think, my phriend - but I have trapped his essence in this phuq machine - as I know how phond you are oph phortiesphun

(Hey - try this: iph you look in a mirror and say 'phelatio' phive times I'm told he cums! )

 

[biguy2738]

So you would think, my phriend - but I have trapped his essence in this phuq machine - as I know how phond you are oph phortiesphun

(Hey - try this: iph you look in a mirror and say 'phelatio' phive times I'm told he cums! )

Phelatio, phelatio, phel....hey, wait a minute. Alladin rubbed a lamp...didn't you phorget something? :biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Phelatio, phelatio, phel....hey, wait a minute. Alladin rubbed a lamp...didn't you phorget something? :biggrin1:

Phorgive me!!

*phrenzied phrotting phollows*

 

[biguy2738]

Phorgive me!!

*phrenzied phrotting phollows*

Phaster, phaster, phaster...oooh phlip! No, no don't stop I bit my tongue! :biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

halph an hour later...

Phinished - PHEW! Phuq biguy - you phiendish phallus phondler