phuq you phuqueur

[biguy2738]

Phuq yeah!

Phuquing phantasies can come true!

 

[rawbone8]

Phuquing phantasies can come true!

phat chance!

you phorget you are dealing with a phallocentric phantom limb.


or is it just a phatic phrase he's going through?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

phat chance!

you phorget you are dealing with a phallocentric phantom limb.


or is it just a phatic phrase he's going through?

WT'Ph'?
Who, and for that matter what, is a "phallocentric phantom limb"?

 

[rawbone8]

WT'Ph'?
Who, and for that matter what, is a "phallocentric phantom limb"?

who = subject of this thread is MIA
what = check the Lost & Phound (I counted the phalli on site and there is one missing)

 

[ManlyBanisters]

who = subject of this thread is MIA
what = check the Lost & Phound (I counted the phalli on site and there is one missing)

Ah - I seel - phoolish me - we are back on-topic - that so rarely happens I didn't recognise it!! :biggrin1:

Hey Spam - you can come out now - we've noticed - come and insult me - please - I'm gagging for a good tounge lashing.. you waste of kilobytes, post-it-if-you-got-it, empty opinioned, gratuitous reply mongering, mod-bating, n00b-bashing, cheap-insults-disguised-as-wit-and-sarcasm whooring, troll-following, reply-o-matic-ing, quantity-over-quality posting SLUT !!! :tongue: (you love it)

 

[Lordpendragon]

Well, I'll definitely take you up on that, bach :tongue:

Nothing would be phina
than phuquing your phajina.

 

[rawbone8]

I believe this absence is due to the socially diss phunktional phew

 

[fortiesfun]

What about Richard (fuck you with my voice) Burton? (mmmmm)

He's not as hot now as he used to be. :wink:

WT'Ph'?
Who, and for that matter what, is a "phallocentric phantom limb"?

WTPh? may be the best use of that phonetic combo since PhD.
Don't ask that question of Onslow, especially when he is behind you.

who = subject of this thread is MIA
what = check the Lost & Phound (I counted the phalli on site and there is one missing)

The IA part, at least, is accurate. I'm not so sure about M

Hey Spam - you can come out now - we've noticed - come and insult me - please - I'm gagging for a good tounge lashing.. you waste of kilobytes, post-it-if-you-got-it, empty opinioned, gratuitous reply mongering, mod-bating, n00b-bashing, cheap-insults-disguised-as-wit-and-sarcasm whooring, troll-following, reply-o-matic-ing, quantity-over-quality posting SLUT !!! :tongue: (I love you)

Got that fixed now.

 

[rawbone8]

the lurker looks
and lurks about
casting no shadow
leaving no doubt

 

[Lordpendragon]

Shout shout
the lurker is about

 

[Onslow]

What about Richard (fuck you with my voice) Burton? (mmmmm)

He's not as hot now as he used to be. :wink:

Depends where he landed--

WTPh? may be the best use of that phonetic combo since PhD.
Don't ask that question of Onslow, especially when he is behind you.

Hey, I'm always a gentleman and tap the prospect on the shoulder first-- (or should that be Phirst?)

 

[fortiesfun]

Hey, I'm always a gentleman and tap the prospect on the shoulder first-- (or should that be Phirst?)

Phast would be my guess.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Nothing would be phina
than phuquing your phajina.

I can only phantasize about your phantastic fallus, phuq me you phool!

Don't ask that question of Onslow, especially when he is behind you.

But I like to live dangerously!!

Hey, I'm always a gentleman and tap the prospect on the shoulder first-- (or should that be Phirst?)

Or even Phist? :wink:

 

[Onslow]

A phuriously phast phirst phisting? Phine!

 

[fortiesfun]

Did this thread die when Sam reappeared? And has he disappeared again? I'm so confused.

 

[rawbone8]

Did this thread die when Sam reappeared? And has he disappeared again? I'm so conphused.

Phixed that phor ya, chieph!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

phortiesphun's conphused? - that's a phirst..

He teasing us, toying with us, dangling himself infront of us only to yank himself away - the dirty tease.. peeping his post out at us and then popping it away again - hmm, I've come over all bothered - I think I need to nip off and have a 'lie down'

 

[fortiesfun]

He teasing us, toying with us, dangling himself infront of us only to yank himself away - the dirty tease.. peeping his post out at us and then popping it away again -

Well, I wouldn't want you to think I'm easy...

 

[biguy2738]

Well, I wouldn't want you to think I'm easy...

Phortiesphun...a easy? No way!

Phortiesphun is such a tease,
He slaps it out, but will not please!
Sam has dropped onto his knees
"open wide and take it please?"
Doc puts it back, he's such a tease! (Yes, I am taunting you...)

We are all aware that you and Sam have phormed a secret phellowship of phacetious phallic phantasies. The two of you are now phooling with our phragile minds, trying to turn us into phaithful phollowers of your phabulous phruit. We are getting frustrated, however and you may just phall phlat on your phalli, before being spun around and being phooled around with. Phorewarned is phore armed....think about it :biggrin1:

 

[fortiesfun]

I may be a fruit, but I am certainly not four-armed. It just seems that way because I am so skilled at handjobs...