Now, now. There is enough to go around.Biguy pulls a Glen Close move in Phatal Attraction
I believe in phleshpiles. It ain't me holding up the show...iph only...
I believe in phleshpiles. It ain't me holding up the show...
Phickle Phortiesphun pheels phine phaulting phantasies phor phellows.
You're so phunny! I haven't been phlaccid since I was phiphteen. But I keep a small supply of blue pills phor those who have trouble keeping up.Right, it's your now phlaccid phallus that's holding everything up....and we're still waiting (everybody tapping their feet impatiently)....here Doc, pop a couple of these blue tablets.
It's not either/or, phine one. It is both/and. Ask 'im in. (And don't phorget Basketbulge, either.)Phunny, I'm phinding your talking to be phantastic and phabulously arousing...phancy some phooling around? Phortiesphun's phlexuous phallus has been a phleeting phantasy. :tongue:
You're so phunny! I haven't been phlaccid since I was phiphteen. But I keep a small supply of blue pills phor those who have trouble keeping up.
It's not either/or, phine one. It is both/and. Ask 'im in. (And don't phorget Basketbulge, either.)
Am I the only one who is wondering if our phine phriend Sam would also be a good addition to the phleshpile. Where is he?
Okay, dead serious now, I have not heard from Sam since his last posting to the board, and I miss and worry about him as much as anybody. I hope to see him posting again soon, but as of now, I have no information of any kind.Don't pretend to play innocent with us...we're all waiting phor you to explain what you did with Sam. The last time anyone's heard phrom him was when he sang phor your phirst year anniversary and 10 000th post. What have you done to him, phortiesphun. Some say that aphter that experience he has been institutionalised. Did you jump his bones and leave him phor dead? Did you phlash him and send him over the edge? That is what we want to know.
As phor not being phlaccid since you were phiphteen...you don't have to be embarrassed, we all know that you meant phiphty.
You have a lot of explaining to do, Doc...don't keep us waiting.
Okay, dead serious now, I have not heard from Sam since his last posting to the board, and I miss and worry about him as much as anybody. I hope to see him posting again soon, but as of now, I have no information of any kind.
Okay, dead serious now, I have not heard from Sam since his last posting to the board, and I miss and worry about him as much as anybody. I hope to see him posting again soon, but as of now, I have no information of any kind.
As the OP says, "Where the phuque is he?"I miss him too. Big phuquing phrown :frown1:
As the OP says, "Where the phuque is he?"
Phunny, I'm phinding your talking to be phantastic and phabulously arousing...phancy some phooling around? Phortiesphun's phlexuous phallus has been a phleeting phantasy. :tongue:
Phantastic phellow, let's all phool around!Phooling phor phun? Phabulous! Phellow Phallus phanatics pheeling, phluanting, phufilling, phantasies... phantastic.
That's a phoregone conclusion.Pheeling phrisky phortiesphun?
You sure are clever, intelligent, smart, brainy, and sharp. Phuque, nothing starts with the right sound.