This time of year reminds me of my first physical. HS freshman football practice. After practice we were told to shower and line up outside of coach's office. One at a time we'd walk in, stand on our towel, and prepare for the assault. Dr. looked like David Letterman. He told me to TCBS--turn, cough, bend, spread. He greased up his middle finger on his right hand and inserted it. Yeow. With his left palm he held my penis steady from banging against the table. When he was finished he gave me tissue, told me to wipe, and lastly, told me I would have no trouble with the girls. What a jerk. Anyone else have examination memorories?