Physical Examinations

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  1. Topcop

    Topcop New Member

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    This time of year reminds me of my first physical. HS freshman football practice. After practice we were told to shower and line up outside of coach's office. One at a time we'd walk in, stand on our towel, and prepare for the assault. Dr. looked like David Letterman. He told me to TCBS--turn, cough, bend, spread. He greased up his middle finger on his right hand and inserted it. Yeow. With his left palm he held my penis steady from banging against the table. When he was finished he gave me tissue, told me to wipe, and lastly, told me I would have no trouble with the girls. What a jerk.

    Anyone else have examination memorories?
     
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    I played water polo in California. During h.s. physicals sophomore year, we all piled into the gym. We were examined by a urologist (his son played water polo) behind a curtain.

    I dropped my shorts and he took one look at my balls and said to his colleague (another doc), "Bob, look at this. This one's huge!" as he sat there holding my ball sack in his hands.

    Now, to be fair, he was pointing out a condition that I didn't know that I had (too many veins in the ball sack) that he recommended I have fixed. But it was, indeed, the first time - of many - that I have been told that I have huge, low hangers... :biggrin1:
     
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    i'm tryin to figure out why he was sticki his finger up HS boys butts.....there is no indication whatsoever for a prostate exam at that age.....
     
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    varicocele.....
     
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    I've posted before about being the one performing the exam & noticing...
    As an examinee I've always been terrified of having D&B examined. Worried I'd go hard right away.
     
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    Yeah.... that doesnt right right to me either.
    -B
     
  7. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    No doctor did that examination till I was over thirty. Did he do that to all the players or just you?
     
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    It was a yearly pre-fall practice ritual. I'm sure he did it to all the players. We laughed about it. Can't believe no one else recalls this from HS.

    And yes, he did wear a glove.
     
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    I agree with baseball99 on this one. A kid in high school should NOT be given a prostate exam, especially not in the coach's office. Let's clear this up here and now: a HERNIA exam is NOT done with a finger up the ass. The finger up the ass is strictly for checking the prostate for lumps, and almost never on a teenager. Certainly not routine.

    The hernia exam is when the doc holds a finger up behind the ballsac and says "turn your head and cough." Those are routine for teen boys. That doctor should NOT have been doing DREs in his clinical office, should absolutely not have been doing them at the school in the coaches office. That's just creepy.
     
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    I agree! I think that doctor had an agenda not covered in med school.
     
  11. DC_DEEP

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    I'm guessing the coach asked the doc to do it, just to humiliate the players, and the doc agreed. I can think of no other reason on earth something like that would have happened. Coach is lucky he didn't lose his job over that one, I'm surprised that once word got around, the doctor didn't have to "go before the board" to explain it.
     
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    I had a couple loser coaches with the IQ of sperm, but even they wouldn't be that stupid, i hope. It's the kind of thing that if a player mentioned it to his parents, a few eyebrows would be raised.
     
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    Prostatectomy for a college or high school athlete? Those procedures are indicated only when there is a high suspicion of prostatitis or as a routine procedure in men 40 (some say 35) or over. That seems very strange indeed, bordering on professional misconduct.
     
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    I had a nice conversation with a MD from this LPSG site and I told him about my doctor that gave me my yearly physical and he was always looking at my member and touching the foreskin and rolling back and I think he was getting hard also and we discussed my sexual activities and also he asked how hard I got and this struck me odd but I think he was just being turned on with my answering him about it all, he never made a move I think he wanted me to go first but it never happened. Maybe my next one I will make a move on him he looks like he is packing I mean his buldge was obvious to see...I took my time getting dressed also...Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
     
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    I doubt he was removing the prostate, but even a digital rectal exam would not have been called for, it is definitely not routine until a man is in his late 30s or early 40s. I agree, at least bordering on professional misconduct, especially in the setting described and without symptoms or family history. Hell, they didn't even do one of those for my enlistment physicals for the USMC. We did have to turn & cough, we did have to "bend & spread" - but that was just for a visual for hemorrhoids. No DRE.
     
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    In the discussion with the LPSG MD, I hope he told you that your doctor's professional ethics are questionable.
     
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    That he did tell me...But if its only you and the doctor in the room and something like that is going on Hmm? Makes me wonder what to do? I mean he did not attack me he just got arroused its a natural thing maybe he had not been sexual active in awhile? Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
     
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    My first urologic exam was when I was about 34 years old....I reported to my primary care doc that I noticed my semen was slightly brown in color...

    he referred me to a really good looking male urologist. I had tinkled in a jar and the lab person took it away. then the urologist told me to bend over and put my hands on the exam table. next he stuck a finger in quickly and massaged my prostate.....then I shot off all over the side of the exam table....he rushed around and scooped up semen...put some on a slide and disappeared to his lab......really wild feeling....in the end all was o.k.
     
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    If you think he's hot, and want to fool around with him, that's fine - as long as you find a different doctor. You should never have ANYTHING at all sexual going on when you are in the doctor-patient relationship.
     
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