Oasis9090: I'm a 28 year old bi guy who walks around with a permanent hard-on. Last week I had a physical and the moment the doctor asked me to take off my underware I felt my schlong began to get stiff. By the time I got my boxers off, my bone was standing at full attention. I told the doctor that this was due to my nerves or the coldness of the room, then I began thinking about my grandmother and other "boner reducing" things, butnothing worked. The doctor told me not ot worry about it and paid no attention to my 8.5 inch pork sword that looked like it was about to assaault him....it eventually went down. This is a curse and not to mention extremely embarrassing. I know it's next to impossible to control your erections, but does anybody have any suggestions? Does this happen to anybody else??