So I stumbled upon some pick-up lines. Some hilarious, some cheezy and others, downright nasty. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Did you fart? Because you just blew me away Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. [Gesture for person to come over] I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body. Person A: [Walks up to B and gently pulls up B's collar and looks at the tag in B's shirt] [Hmphs] [Pauses] [Walks away] Person B: What the hell? What was that? etc... Person A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven." If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. Can you think of any more?