1. B_ScaredLittleBoy

    B_ScaredLittleBoy New Member

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    Which ones are lame and which ones got game?

    Just been watching a TV show (Sexcetera) and it was asking people what their favourite pick up lines were. The two responses were:

    "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

    and

    "I wanna fuck the shit out of you."

    They seem pretty polar. Do you have any that you use? Any that you avoid or dislike?
     
  2. Pecker

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    Do you believe in the Hereafter?

    Then you know what I'm here after.
     
  3. D_lkjhgfdsa1234

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    There is no generic pick up lines in any situation. Just observe the environment around you and start a conversation. Also, approach the one who is by herself and not with a group unless you have as many guys as there are women in the group. Also you have much less of a chance picking up a girl in a group than a single girl bored out of her mind at a bar drinking away margaritas. Just consider that each additional girl in the group halves your chance each.
     
  4. JMeister

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    I've also had good fortune with:

    Watch me tie this cherry stem into a knot using just my tongue


    and then following through with a demonstration.
     
  5. HungLikeRodan

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    Ones that unbelievably got me laid back in the days of bar-hopping;

    1) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?

    2) You know, this dick ain't gonna suck itself. (I used that on a girl my buddy said had the hots for me)

    3) Did you know that I can lick my eyebrows? (I can't obviously, but it made her laugh)

    4) That's a nice shirt. [Thank You] Can I talk you out of it?

    5) If I told you I had a 4 inch dick would you have sex with me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches. (Not only did I nail her that night, I also dated her for 8 months after...she was a famous country singer's cousin)

    6) Do you know what well hung guys have for breakfast? [Uh, no] Well, this morning I had 3 sunny side eggs with toast & hash browns. (That one worked twice)

    7) Would you like to try an Australian kiss? [What?] It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

    And something that worked only once out of 7 attempts. Of which, got me slapped twice, punched once & kicked once.

    Flirt with a woman for awhile, but don't buy her a drink. Walk up to her, look her straight in the eye grab her softly behind her head & pull her in for a kiss. When you stop, look at her & see how she reacts. Three times I got a smile, once got me laid. The others above gave me a pissed look. So I yelled out, "What is wrong with you, you're my sister!!!"

    Ahhhhhh, the memories of 19 years ago. Oh god, I'm getting old!
     
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  6. D_lkjhgfdsa1234

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    :biggrin1:LOL.
     
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    A native american friend of mine in college used to use this one:

    "Do you have any Cherokee in you? <No> You want some?"

    ... worked a lot for him.
     
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    Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
    I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    You Gotta Love the Lame Attempts by Computer Geeks :wink:
    If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
    I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
    I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
    Your homepage or mine?
    Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
    No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
    Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
    Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
    Need me to unzip your files
     
  9. D_Rod Staffinbone

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    That is a classic. You sounds like one of the prankster types that were my
    best buddies in college.

    offroad
     
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    walk up to a girl and just say chocolate chip (what) i just wanted you to know what kind of pancakes to fix in the morning when you get out of bed
     
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    say the right word and tonight you could have something else to fondle besides the remote control
     
  12. HungLikeRodan

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    Thanks!

    Yeah, being the "funny/outgoing one" of my friends, coupled with good genetics & luckily being attractive, goes a long way in hooking up.

    Regarding that line, believe me when I say it took awhile for that one to pay off. Got quite a few laughs from it with the ladies, but only one took me up on it.

    Another line that worked for me (that I just remembered) was this one;

    "May I call you Aunt Millie's because you have the most sauciest look on your face."

    That line above landed me a NSA relationship that lasted for years of mind-numbing sex. She was great & I would have married the woman had she not been the non-commitment type. A real shame that one. She was a major hottie! She was the splitting image of Mila Kunis with 34C's.

    Man, she was fun! Oh well, life goes on & I thank her for the memories!
     
  13. D_Rod Staffinbone

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    yep, a come-on line's not going to work unless they're interested.

    i remember once getting laid because a woman at a rock show
    liked they way i heckled one of the lousy bands with my weird sense
    of humor. i don't remember what i was yelling, but it sure got her attention.
    she thought she had a real live wire with me, and i guess there's
    more than a grain of truth in that.

    offroad
     
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