picking up women

[grandunification]

Alright, I just celebrated by 21st birthday which means that I can finally hit the bars, clubs, etc...

This question is for anybody who can give me good advice.

So I have a very hard time striking conversations with girls. I really want some tips for how to approach a girl at one of the places mentioned above, or anywhere for that matter. What do girls want to hear us say, and how do we keep a conversation going? How important are looks? By that I mean, if I'm average can I still approach a very attractive girl, or will it be a waste of my time?

Thanks,

Grandunification

 

[StraightCock4Her]

Dont.

 

[Principessa]

Not for nothing Grandy, but have you spent the last 21 years living in a bubble? Do they not have tv, books, or movies where you live? How can you not know any of this stuff?

Sorry, :redface: that was a rant but I shall attempt to give honest and helpful answers.

Alright, I just celebrated by 21st birthday which means that I can finally hit the bars, clubs, etc...

This question is for anybody who can give me good advice.

So I have a very hard time striking conversations with girls. I really want some tips for how to approach a girl at one of the places mentioned above, or anywhere for that matter.

What do girls want to hear us say, and how do we keep a conversation going?

Forget all the stupid lines, just walk up to a girl and say "Hi, my name is Grandy": (These are of course dependent on the setting and situation)
What's your name?
May I buy you a drink?
Great band, I've heard good things about them.
Would you like to dance?
Haven't I seen you on campus, aren't you a poli/sci major? The beauty of the last one is that she is required to answer you or look like a completely rude bitch. This then gets a convo going and you can discuss the; profs you have had for the req. core classes that everyone hates taking. :smile:

How important are looks? By that I mean, if I'm average can I still approach a very attractive girl, or will it be a waste of my time?

Yes, by all means talk to and ask out the very attractive girls! We very attractive girls LOVE average looking guys. Most of you are really nice, smart, funny, and you don't treat us like we should be grateful you said hello.

The other thing is there are some really attractive girls who aren't stuck up and don't know how beautiful they are. Unfortunately they don't wear signs so it's only through trial and error that you meet them. :redface:

 

[Crosz]

Not for nothing Grandy, but have you spent the last 21 years living in a bubble? Do they not have tv, books, or movies where you live? How can you not know any of this stuff?

lol..Nj,don't be too hard on the poor guy.Hey,I'm 36 and I never have
nor will I ever have the confidence to approach a woman.It will NEVER
happen. ( Yes,I know that I need to grow up.. "When are you going
to grow up?"..U need to grow a pair.."what are you afraid of ?" etc...)
He might know a lot of stuff..but putting it into practice is a different
matter.

Grandy,the only advice I can give is to take a proactive approach
and take action before you wake up one day and say "I don't
believe that I'm xx yrs old and I still haven't..."

Good luck to you,man !! :smile:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Donr get in the habit of picking up women. You''ll hurt your back.

 

[Principessa]

Don't get in the habit of picking up women. You''ll hurt your back.[/quote]hahaha, :biggrin1: I know you are currently off the market but surely you must have some advice for the lad? Rumor has it you were quite the ladies man when you were single. How did you approach girls and what did you say to them?

 

[CaptainChaos]

The cheesy pick-up lines do not work. Dont even go there.

Never buy a drink for a girl you don't know. Do not compliment her on her looks too soon.
Try to start a conversation that is situational to you settings if you cant think of anything else. The dance floor is also a safe spot if you dont have anything to say.

Simple concept: Women are attracted to MEN.
Many guys I know have forgotten this. (It's pathetic to see guys literally begging girls for their numbers or dates)

If its obvious that she is interested in you, then you can be much more direct. In this case you can pretty much be honest. (If you think shes hot that is....

thats my 2cents for now....

 

[psosandra]

I don't like it when a guy either just buys me a drink, or the first thing he asks is if he can buy me one, then I feel like he's just looking to get laid, may not be true, but that's how I feel.

I like the ones walk up and smile and say hi. I will talk to anyone who does that, I'll even dance with anyone who asks.

If it's more of a neighborhood type bar, where Tshirts are the normal dress for guys, wear one that says something funny, I comment on guys shirts a lot.

 

[Not_Punny]

How about actually being INTERESTED in the person. Girls can tell who's just trying to fuck her, and who's interested in her as a person.

HUGE difference.

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

no guy is interested in you as a person unless that means in your vagina
















:joke:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Don't get in the habit of picking up women. You''ll hurt your back.[/quote]hahaha, :biggrin1: I know you are currently off the market but surely you must have some advice for the lad? Rumor has it you were quite the ladies man when you were single. How did you approach girls and what did you say to them?

Thank you for your kinds words. This is a very complex question about a society that is getting much more complex even as we speak. Women have heard every pick up line in the book. I would advise not to use any pick up line at all. Simply be yourself. Treat them with respect. And the most important thing is have a sense of humor.

 

[B_Bette]

Make her laugh and show her your big dick.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Make her laugh and show her your big dick.

Yes Bette. Thats the way to go.:biggrin1:

 

[ZOS23xy]

I see the small minded egtards at work.....

Me in a bar? Hmmm. I smiled. Asked small things like "has this been a good day?" or I just saw the move -------, and it was good."

I often brought a book into the bar. I would get asked what I was reading. I got a lot of conversation for carrying in GODEL ECSHER BACH, and the bar I was at was loaded with University Professors. Since I comprehended the book, I told them what I thought.

Etc.

Be yourself. No one else will do.

 

[bandit7672]

Mr Snakey has it nailed.

"This is a very complex question about a society that is getting much more complex even as we speak. Women have heard every pick up line in the book.

I would advise not to use any pick up line at all. Simply be yourself. Treat them with respect. And the most important thing is have a sense of humor".

 

[3151]

Married or not, here are a few pick up lines to separate you from your panties.... NOT

-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!


-Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!


-I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

- Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?


- I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

- I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

- You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.


- You know what would look great on you? Me.


- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

- I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

- Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

- The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

- Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

- If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?


from Funny Jokes, Pictures, Bloopers and More: Innocent English

 

[hockeyguy741]

no lame pickup lines just say hi and start talking about whatever ......it's not rocket science

 

[javyn]

Or you could just not pick up women who frequent bars or clubs....your chances of getting a good one would be greatly increased that way.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Married or not, here are a few pick up lines to separate you from your panties.... NOT

-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!


-Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!


-I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
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- Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?


- I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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- I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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- You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.


- You know what would look great on you? Me.


- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif
- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/spacer.gif

- If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?


from Funny Jokes, Pictures, Bloopers and More: Innocent English

They are some funny pick up lines.

 

[3151]

Sorry about the spacers in there. Didn't realize they were there.