Pickle Factory

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    "The Pickle Factory"


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    Bill worked in a pickle factory.* He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.* He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.* His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.* He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.



    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.



    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"



    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."



    "Yes, I did."



    "My G-d, Bill, what happened?"



    "I got fired."



    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"



    "Oh... She got fired too."
     
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