Pickup lines

[B_capslock]

the best line there is.

really? because the answer I usually get is "bye"!

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Is it because your dick is so long, that you can just fuck yourself!!

Oh Snap!!!

Haha, nah.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Worst I've heard...

Do you like chicken?

...then suck this, it's fowl.

Right, and the stinging snappy comeback is, "You wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's ass & wait!"

 

[B_spiker067]

really? because the answer I usually get is "bye"!

Really? Because that speaks to having spent yourself on your pick up line and unable to further a conversation, which is why pick up lines are a pregnant pause waste that leaves women thinking wtf.

Besides being funny/interesting is easier as you get to know someone while avoiding a cliche - the pick up line.

 

[dreamer20]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
....

Excellent!:icon14::icon14:

:biggrin1:

 

[bspence80]

By no means am I suggesting this as a legitimate pickup line, but I'm a fan of really bad jokes/puns, so:

"It must be a work zone in here, babe, because you're double fine."

You're welcome.

 

[D_Ezdras Dingledonger]

On my 22nd birthday (big night out) I asked a girl if she had mirrors in her pants because I could see myself in them. It actually worked - she went out drinking with me and my best friend for the rest of the night. We took her to the strip club and we made out just about everywhere. I'm a classy guy like that. :biggrin1:

 

[Cherrylips]

i went up to a tipsy girl and tripped myself intentionally infront of her. after i got back on my feet i said to her "i'm sorry, but i've just fallen for you"

yesterday was our 6 months

awwww, omg. This sounds like it should be on GivesMeHope - FML for Optimists! (Inspiring Twitter-length Stories) lol

 

[B_curiousme01]

Very Best: smile and say "hi". My husband does it everyday, and it still works like a charm!

Very Worst: flexing your muscles or doing the muscle dancing thing. It's not that we don't think you're beautiful. When you do that, we think CREEP! Also, never say "I have a really big -ick baby. Wanna see?" No-no.

Just be your normal, beautiful self!