Buddy, you were a scrawny, little dude back in the day. Now, you look like a real, adult male.
I vote for current look.
One thing, dude, it looks like someone hypnotized you and left you with a post-hypnotic suggestion to sit on the couch and shove a dildo up your ass. Does that happen every time you sit on the couch? Is it just that particular couch or any couch? You may want to be very careful when yo visit your friends' houses.