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Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by -AAA-, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. -AAA-

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    Well, I took a look at these earlier :rolleyes: ... your cock looks great aesthetically, with a very nice curve to it. Size-wise (which in my book, really is secondary to whether things look good, anyway), I'd say you were a bit above average both in terms of length and girth. You have something there that should be a source of only delight and pleasure. :smile: ... you ain't gonna win any awards for cinematography, though :wink:
     
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    seems like EVERYONE'S a critic these days. but i guess in YOUR case, you actually have the right to say...hmm, *foot meet mouth*
     
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    And yet, strangely, I've never once criticized you. :wink:
     
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    Great Title to this Thread. With the name of AAA (also known as the "American Automobile Association" here in the colonies I would encourage you to seek the services of a great alignment specialist. Great looking images in the gallery, but the poor thing appears to be bent. However, I suspect that it also induces a lot of pleasure with the side to side fans. Or, are you self pleasuring yourself too much with one hand. If such is the case, compensate by using your other hand for a period of time so that this sperm injection system becomes aligned once again. Once alignment is acquired then you can take turns using one hand or the other.
     
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    Very funny, hung. -AAA- has a delightful dick. I'm sure he can do anything with it that he wishes.
     
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    lol, thanks for the responses everybody
    ...so it bends over time depending on what hand you use?!
     
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    I think he was kidding you, AAA.
     
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    I think hung was serious, but usually you get hairy palms and go blind long before any noticable curve shows up...
     
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    and you normally die before the hair and blindness occur. [/FONT]
     
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    *dies *
     
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    *adds death to the list of masturbation side effects*

    ...

    *goes off to beat it*
     
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    It doesn't bend when you pleasure yourself too much, It twists to accomadate the hand. How do I know? I've got way too much time on my hands."as well as many other things":cool:
     
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    You've got way too much what on your hands? :rolleyes:
     
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    You don't want to know. "Or do you?":cool:
     
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    *white oil* of course... see my post in first time masterbation :wink:
     
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    Or white ink ... which might explain why Bryan's posts always look like this ... :scratchchin:
     
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    LOL:cool:
     
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    Can you really go blind just from masturbating?
    ...or is that an urban legend???
     
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