Just A Guy: This is a collection of the more memorable conversations and events I have had over the years dealing mostly with penis size. :unsure: (her) You have my dream penis. (me) What?!? (her) Your so big it almost hurts. (me) I cant imagine a women enjoying being hurt like that. (her) I cant speak for other women, some might like to be tickled to death, others torn to pieces. (me) You kind of looked surprised when you saw me.. (erect) (her) Ohh yes my widdle eyes pop out of my widdle head. (her) (long moan) oh ..shit, no, I came too quickly .ohh .. how did that happen? .damn (after riding me for 30 seconds) (me) does that mean I am supposed to be annoyed at you now? :blink: (her) (takes my hand in hers and seems to stroke it, but I realise she is looking at it carefully instead) (me) What are you doing? (her) hmmm? It was (just) something X (her girlfriend) told me last week (me) Yes? (her) She said how you could tell a mans penis size by reading the palm of his hand. (she gestured along my hand) (me) (laughs) So what does it say? (her) It says you have a small penis. (me) Yea.. right... so your going to go back to tell her (about me) and say she is full of crap? (her) You think Im an idiot? No way shes finding out (her) (looking up at the ceiling calmly) Fuck (now, to get perspective, this lady never, ever, swore, not when angry, not when frustrated. To hear this word come out of her mouth so matter-of-factly was akin to being in church and hearing a preacher speak it from the pulpit as his sermon for the week. (her) I never liked the word, I always thought it was (ugly), but theres no way to describe it but fuck . you fuck me Im fucked... (her) You really hit the spot (me) Thank you . (her) (looks at me seriously) No I mean you hit me inside.. (gestures against her tummy). You know what I mean ? (me) (looks blankly at her) (her) No of course you dont.. (shakes head) look, dont get me wrong, sex with you is fantastic, its really good at the time, but it leaves me sore for days afterwards. (looks sheepish) Im not sure its worth it . B) (me) (thrust thrust thrust) (her) mmmm . your a perfect fit for me (me) (deep thrust) (her) Ahhh! .stop . too deep! (her) (while trying to ride me) Oww damn it noo its no good I cant ride you (climbs off and gets upset) (me) (trying to calm her down) Look.. its ok, there are plenty of other positions, its all right . (her) No no no . thats how I cum (she starts to cry) :mellow: (her) I can take you, but I pay for it afterwards. :unsure: (her) What do you think about anal sex? (me) Good grief, if you tell me its hard to take me vaginaly (from an earlier conversation) how is something like that going to work out? (her) Ohhh there are ways (I passed up the option to explore them though, not because I am a prude about something like that, but because I thought I might hurt her and so the idea was an instant turn off) -_- (her) (holding my penis and talking half to it and half to me) I think its a good thing Im older than you, if I was your age I wouldnt know what to do with you. B) (her) (in frustration) Sometimes I dont know whether to throw you off or hold you on. (her) I was talking to X last week.. (X was her husband who had found out about her fling with me, but who had forgiven her for it, not knowing it was still going on). He was fishing around he said I suppose hes a bigger man than me . I (looked annoyed) and asked why men were so obsessed with size when it didnt matter, and I told him he was a better lover. He smiled at me. How could I have told him the truth, that he was inadequate in both departments? It would have devastated him. In many ways being with you has been the worst mistake of my life, because I know what I dont have now. (her) God you penetrated me so deeply . I wonder if you could hurt me without me knowing... I should talk to my gynaecologist about it. (looks troubled) (me) Whats the matter? (her) Well, he knows X (her husband yea another wife.... naughty me), I could say I had deeper penetration with X than usual but he would wonder why I had never asked the question before he would get suspicious. (me) Perhaps a different gynaecologist then? (her) Yes thats a good idea. h34r: The following is part of a conversation I had with a male friend who was also hung (apparently). It was a long conversation, I have had to re-told it in a short form so you get the idea of it. (him) I get tired of going down on woman. (me) Bah, I never get tired of that, I could spend all day down there. (him) Yea, but I bet you get blow-jobs (me) err well yea I guess ? (him) (makes a circular gesture with his hand indicating he is thick, obviously thicker than me I guess, otherwise I would have found the same problem as often as he did) Its my hassle I know, I guess Im being selfish, but its gotten so that I dont like going down on a woman because she cant go down on me. I look at how big a womans smile is now just so that I have an idea if I can get lucky later. (me) Yea well I have had my own disasters (I make a gesture indicating length) but not so many like yours.. (I indicate a smaller circle with my hand and he laughs). Anyway woman are supposed to appreciate thicker men more. (him) (somewhat bitterly) Maybe they do, they dont need to worry about giving them head then. (her holding my penis in a double hand baseball grip) I have softball tommorow" :blink: (her) If you die and come back as a ghost will you still be so well hung?