Pills are making me huge

[B_bobs3304]

I think there are pills that can give you great big full erections.


They're called Cialis, Levitra, and Viagra.

:.))

 

[Grit]

I have a lot of interest in herbs.

For the guys who have been taking these... can you report?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I have never posted here before, because TBH I am perfectly happy with what I have. But you may know me from other parts of the site.

I was in Northern Thailand recently and visited an amazing Buddhist temple in the mountains where the hill tribes live. If you have been to Thailand, you will know that the temples, with attached monasteries are quite big communities and there are always amazing stalls and street food etc.

I love to look at the stalls and the array of traditional herbal rememdies they have is incredible - it's just that I don't read Thai, so you never know what anything is - it's the same in China. Anyway the old woman whose stall it was at was gabbling away at me in Thai, or maybe Lisu as that was her tribe I think. She knew how to say "What you want". So I made a sign with my arms to show that I wanted something to make me strong and then because she smiled i made the sign with my forearm to indicate a big strong cock.

Anyway as this story is going on a bit, she sold me a bag of these brown pellets for about $1 and said two day.

Well I have been taking these things and I am not normally bothered about measuring, but one of my friends made a comment that I seemed even bigger than usual - so we measured and, blow me, I was nearly two inches longer and just short of an inch more in girth.

The reason that I am posting this is that, I am running out of the pills and all the label is in Thai. Does anyone have any idea what they are?

Thanks.

I have noticed that you are several inches taller. I just thought you had gotten lifts in your shoes.

 

[hungboy19]

Astucious proportions of
wily root, brain of hare
and wild mendacity.
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Did no one else notice the word "mendacity" in there? As in... a lie or untruth?

 

[ymtt_do]

HA HA HA .... this is pure comedy. I don't think i've ever seen worse photoshop work.

 

[rawbone8]

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Did no one else notice the word "mendacity" in there? As in... a lie or untruth?

Lordpendragon the original poster is long gone, (I heard kidnapped by ass pirates some where in the Tropic of Cancer), but he and I did enjoy to joke around.

This thread was a cautionary exercise about Phuquetry of the Penis. :wink:

 

[Snakebyte]

damn it... I get pm's all the time like "do the pills work?" etc
come on guys, you don't really believe there are pills out there that make your cock grow?!
better blood circulation is the only benefit.

 

[Howard1122]

I have taken a herbal product with the name of "Rize". This is heavily promoted in "adult shops" in NZ. I must admit I was rather dubious at first and discussed its effectiveness with the sales assistant. A rather bizarre conversation : talking about erections, yours and his, and side effects and with a complete stranger. Just as an aside I was half expecting him in describing the wonders of "Rize" to provide a demonstation. At any rate I tried half a capsule. It had an almost immediate effect increasing blood flow in the groin area in a pulsing fashion. Now I've never had a problem with erections, so was a little foolhardly to take something designed for "erectal dysfunction". Anyway it produced a really rock hard erection, a bit longer than usual 8 and a half I think and much fatter and an incredible explosive ejaculation, and was similar to the type of erections you get at puberty. I was erect most of the night and kept on getting erections during the day. There were side effects, a giddyness and moderate exhaustion: this may have been from the hard ejaculation. The product stays in your system for days, a week at least, :smile: afterwards. There is an effect on the soft penis as well caused by the increased blood flow, longer and fatter. Howard.

 

[JMeister]

damn it... I get pm's all the time like "do the pills work?" etc
come on guys, you don't really believe there are pills out there that make your cock grow?!
better blood circulation is the only benefit.

That's growing to me. A rock hard 8x5 is bigger than a half hard 7.5x4.5. It feels much bigger as well.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Penis enlargement pills only work for lawyers, and politicians. It makes them taller.

 

[Snakebyte]

That's growing to me. A rock hard 8x5 is bigger than a half hard 7.5x4.5. It feels much bigger as well.

you got a point
but in case you're erections are at maximum anyway it won't give you anything. :wink:

 

[358218]

ive heard of these too!

 

[B_bryan10hustler]

Have a question.

Anybody here know anything about these products:
NitroBlastX
MojoMagnum

Supposedly taken together they produce startling growth both in length and width

 

[Sitronmelde]

Wow. 3 years ago they were joking about this 'thread' being a year and a half old. Note this to Admin.

 

[odie2022]

I would to so be interested in the pills

 

[nicecircjob]

Do they increase blood pressure? I have a problem with Viagra causing a spike in my blood pressure. Also causes heart palpitations. I'm cautious about taking those type of meds. I do like to use them as they give me an awesome erection.

 

[Matt_x]

Smells like scam to me..

 

[Snakebyte]

for gods sake, read the whole thread

 

[B_FapTheRipper]

ive taken tongkat, didnt work at all. ive tried horny goat weed-made me impotent. taking nothing works best for me ive learned