Pilots jerking off in a plane during flight

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That's actually why they call it a cockpit. Back in the early days of aviation, when they developed large enough planes to require two people to fly them, they found that the vibrations in the front of the plane would get so intense that the pilots would have to tear open their coveralls and 69 each other once every 3 hours. Even if they were straight. Or flying military planes. On particularly long flights it was not uncommon for pilots and co-pilots to challenge each other to rounds of trivia, with the winner getting to buttfuck the loser. These tests of knowledge were perceived as pitting cock against cock. Hence the word "cockpit."

This is also where we got the term "biplane."

Most truthful sounding non-true thing ever.
 
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Ive known this to happen. One of the pilots used to keep porn in the cockpit. Used to find it when we would clean planes in the evenings. Ive never known pilots to mess around with each other,but I def know of one pilot who used to get off.
 
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azladd ... oh, you're living in phoenix ... 100s of sexy young german pilots there, as you probably know ...

i guess not only pilots wank their dicks at work ... i guess all occupational groups do this :smile:

but when talking about people working on a plane ... i guess there are much more flight attendants who wank their dick at work ... because they see many sexy people during their work ... and they usually see many boners while passengers are sleeping etc. ... :cool:
 

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I was one of the first male flight attendants and can tell some good stories. We were on a layover in ACA (Acapulco) and I was sitting in the bar with another male flight attendant and the co-pilot. The F/A kept hitting on the pilot and I was totally embarassed. When we got back to the room later that evening I told him that I thought he was out of line and had better be careful. About 3 months later I saw the FA and the Co-pilot together and next thing I knew they were a couple and living together.

Not at all unusual for some of the pilots to hit on the male flight attendants. Things could and did get a little raunchy on some of the layovers.
 
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Laughed my ass off on this one....yeaaaahhhh. I have to chime in with mannier and ShawnMan. I have been flying for 10 years and despite the name, the cockpit (or Box Office if the pilots are female) is my income and I don't ^!#* where I eat.

Its the 33 hour Des Moines RON layovers where things get interesting.

One of my good friends is a pilot and I've asked him this before, and he won't even hook up with the flight attendants when they crash somewhere for a night. He seems to do just fine meeting random girls at hotels to play with, but he says he doesn't want any drama at work so he doesn't play that game.
 

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That's actually why they call it a cockpit. Back in the early days of aviation, when they developed large enough planes to require two people to fly them, they found that the vibrations in the front of the plane would get so intense that the pilots would have to tear open their coveralls and 69 each other once every 3 hours. Even if they were straight. Or flying military planes. On particularly long flights it was not uncommon for pilots and co-pilots to challenge each other to rounds of trivia, with the winner getting to buttfuck the loser. These tests of knowledge were perceived as pitting cock against cock. Hence the word "cockpit."

This is also where we got the term "biplane."
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There's also this thing called a cockpit voice recorder, and I'm sure there are some things that pilots would rather not have to explain in a joint meeting with the Chief Pilot and the head of HR. It's a pretty bad fall for an airline pilot who can't get hired by a major airline anymore - just ask those guys who "didn't fall asleep" but overflew their destination airport, and wouldn't respond to calls from ATC.
 

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I had a male friend who was a flight attendant who usually served on late-night cross-country flights. He said he had gone down on a few pilots and the funny thing was many of the pilots' wives were happy that there were male attendants on the flights because they knew their hubbies wouldn't be able to fool around.
 

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