I don't exactly remember how the topic came around, but I know it followed a wonderful evening of play; my wife made mention of tasting like pineapple. "Pineapple?" I asked. Yes, pineapple. My semen tastes like salty pineapple, she told me. I have to admit that I have never tasted my semen, or anyone else's for that matter, but this is a first for me. "Bad pineapple?" I asked. No, very good pineapple, she answered. So, I have to ask, does anyone else taste like pineapple? If not, what's it close to? And I thought I heard everything.