Pineapple???

[Captain Elephant]

I don't exactly remember how the topic came around, but I know it followed a wonderful evening of play; my wife made mention of tasting like pineapple. "Pineapple?" I asked. Yes, pineapple. My semen tastes like salty pineapple, she told me.

I have to admit that I have never tasted my semen, or anyone else's for that matter, but this is a first for me.

"Bad pineapple?" I asked. No, very good pineapple, she answered.

So, I have to ask, does anyone else taste like pineapple? If not, what's it close to?

And I thought I heard everything.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Do you eat a lot of pineapple?

 

[Captain Elephant]

Do you eat a lot of pineapple?

Nope, no pineapple. But I am a healthy eater, and besides water I only drink dark beer.

I know that diet comes into play, but I can't remember the last time I had a Pina Colada.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

It's probably just your diet, then. Personally, I have never had a man taste like pineapple.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I wouldn't like a man to taste like pineapple. If you're eating pussy CE don't you prefer it to taste like pussy rather than a random fruit?

 

[sjprep06]

Maybe that's just the flavor that you're wife interpreted it as. But one thing is for sure, you must have sweet tasting semen so it shouldn't be too hard to persuade the missus into some oral sex :biggrin1:

Would you ever try your own to see what it tastes like for comparison?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Wouldn't he have to try someone else's too so he has a comparison

 

[sjprep06]

Wouldn't he have to try someone else's too so he has a comparison

I meant comparing what he thinks his man juice tastes like to what his wife thinks is pineapple. Any other tasting done after that is done at his own risk/curiosity. :biggrin1: