Pirate business is booming

D_Marazion Analdouche

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Need to start mounting .50 cals on these bad boys, maybe a couple MK19s with M430 HEDP rounds.

Or for that matter, instead of scraping old Navy ships, refit them and turn them into cruise ships.

OOooh new business idea for those "extreme" travelers. Cruise with us and watch live combat out your ocean view stateroom while dining on exotic cuisine and drinking fine French wines, as our crew takes out pirates for your viewing pleasure.

Hell I'd pay extra to strap myself behind a .50 cal again lol.
 

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Need to start mounting .50 cals on these bad boys, maybe a couple MK19s with M430 HEDP rounds.

Or for that matter, instead of scraping old Navy ships, refit them and turn them into cruise ships, hell I paid to take a cruise on one and work security.

OOooh new business idea for those "extreme" travelers. Cruise with us and watch live combat out your ocean view stateroom while dining on exotic cuisine and drinking fine French wines, as our crew take out pirates for your viewing pleasure.

Also, for an additional $2K [VIP package] enjoy a scenic flight in a combat plane and experience our finest weaponry in an exhilarating aerial assault on antiquated and pesky pirate ships.
 

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Need to start mounting .50 cals on these bad boys, maybe a couple MK19s with M430 HEDP rounds.

Why not go for real shock and awe?

Mount 20mm Vulcan cannons fore and aft, loaded up with either DU or API rounds for tons of pyrotechnic fun!

And, yes...I'd buy that for a dollar!
 

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They have 8 of them on trial right now, I'd say firing squad for all of them.
 

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Why not go for real shock and awe?

Mount 20mm Vulcan cannons fore and aft, loaded up with either DU or API rounds for tons of pyrotechnic fun!

And, yes...I'd buy that for a dollar!

Well yeah but you want to leave a little bit of sport.

Or you can go the other way, instead of a welcome basket full of goodies, have it be full of grenades. Let the pirates pull up along side and people can toss them over the side, almost like a carnival game. Who takes out the most wins the big teddy bear on the top shelf.
 

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I know they say out runned but isn't it actually that the cruise ship makes such a wake its to dangerous for the smaller ship to try to pull up next to it.