Pirates

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by dakingfish, Jul 20, 2007.

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    Last night I watched Pirates of the Caribbean again. I know that Orlando Bloom & Johnny Depp have both been discussed here (arriving at no final definitive conclusion) but I just wanna say that I would be Will Turner or Capt. Jack's breed wench anytime!
     
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    Believe me, Debbie has such a big gob that if he were hung, we definitely would have never heard the last of it...
     
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    I figure, at least in my imagination, that Orlando hangs about 4" soft and about 6" hard, uncut, with a compact, neatly trimmed bush and low hanging balls. I know that his chest is smooth but I'm not sure how furry his legs and butt might be.
     
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