Piss hardons

[D_Iskepee_Longwoodee]

Happens to me in the morning. The rest of the day I just get a nice, plump flaccid (just under a semi, since it still remains very floppy). I never thought much of it. I thought it was normal for everyone.

Yeah...I had that too...if I pee soon after the urge, but if I wait...I get hard!

we used to call them pee boners. as a teenager i would sometimes go in the shower to piss cause with a boner pointing straight up there was no way i could aim and hit a toilet.

"Pee boners", thats a good name. I guess not everyone get them, but why? What causes us to get erect when we have the urge to pee?

 

[sexplease]

the proper term for this phenomenon is Nocturnal Penile Tumescence

WikiAnswers - Why do men have an erection in the morning

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

In the morning I piss with a hard-on, and once in a while I get hard when I have to pee at an urinal, and then I just can't pee.

 

[karldergrosse]

Ha! I get that too - pulling the skin back is like Viagra!

True. If you'll notice, circumcised men normally pull outward and/or flop it to harden. Uncircumcised men normally (at least most of them, I think) retract the foreskin for that purpose. Stands to reason--sex generally is with skin retracted.

 

[karldergrosse]

the proper term for this phenomenon is Nocturnal Penile Tumescence

WikiAnswers - Why do men have an erection in the morning

Wiki quote: "Ever notice how difficult it is to urinate with an erection?"

Nope, never had problem one with it--but I know many others did. And it definitely gives you an advantage in distance-pissing contests--sorta like rifle versus pistol. How many of you do find it difficult, how many don't?

 

[Sinnerly]

I get wood when i have to pee sometimes. I always thought it was the body's way of stopping you from wetting yourself, 'cause i heard sometime in my youth, that you can't pee through a full hard on.. it's the body's way of making for you don't piss where you wanna make a baby.. but, i also get bored wood which i thought was like car wood, but i think is different, and is lessening with age. anyway, yeah, i think getting hard when you have to pee is normal, where as getting hard while you pee is something else, altogether wonderful.

 

[littleguy2]

Yes, when I was younger if I was far a mensroom or had to wait on line in a public place, I would start to get hard. If I waited too long it would be a full raging hardon and no way could I piss. Not good when you are with someone who doesnt understand why after 5 minutes you need to run back to mensroom.

 

[studentuk]

I get hard if I'm really desperate for a piss, I always thought it was normal.

Kind of annoying when I'm in lectures though.... :-S

 

[Jonathan2/11]

Only in da mornin cuz of da mornin wood and all

 

[some dude]

Couldn't resist passing this on: How to Pee With Morning Wood.
It's funny, with illustrations.

 

[karldergrosse]

True. If you'll notice, circumcised men normally pull outward and/or flop it to harden. Uncircumcised men normally (at least most of them, I think) retract the foreskin for that purpose. Stands to reason--sex generally is with skin retracted.

/Quote Rocketred: "Pulling the skin back is like Viagra!"/

P.S. I remembered later that I moved on without finishing this comment. It's putting the cart before the horse to say, simply, that (for intact men) sex is performed with skin retracted. Of course it is--intromission pushes it back; thrusting creates back-and-forth sliding; that's why condoms are usually rolled on over a retracted penis: to allow this action. ~ The actual physiological cause of the very real Viagra-like effect experienced by Rocket and other intact men is the presence of highly sensitive stretch receptors in the foreskin (along with other types). They are activated, obviously, by the tension created by retraction, either manually or through intercourse. Demonstrate it for yourself. The next time you're feeling reasonably horny, concentrate closely on the delicious, delicate I've-gotta-get-off sensations as you pull your skin back s-l-o-w-l-y s-t-e-a-d-i--l-y s-l-o-w-l-y up your erect shaft as far and as tight as is comfortable..... You'll probably want to keep repeating just to enjoy the delicate, delightful sensory treat, even if you choose not to follow through with masturbaton.

 

[Gnashin Teefe]

Couldn't resist passing this on: How to Pee With Morning Wood.
It's funny, with illustrations.

Hahah. Believe it or not I have tried a couple of those.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

I do sometimes...but i can piss while hard and it stays hard after pissing. Some guys cant piss while hard tho...

Damn, I'd like to see that! Better yet, participate.
:wink:

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Couldn't resist passing this on: How to Pee With Morning Wood.
It's funny, with illustrations.

:rofl::rofl:

I hate when I am too sleepy to want to get in the shower to do it because I want to get back to sleep and I end up having to hold myself up with one arm against the wall to stay awake and try to point my hard cock toward the bowl with my other hand. I always do good to start but end up with several forceful squirts going all over the back of the seat and only god knows where else. You would think I had learned that it is best to just jump in the shower and let 'er fly.