Piss jet or sprinkler?

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  1. dongalong

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    It's so satisfying to have a nice powerful and straight piss jet.:smile:

    It's so annoying when you pee and is goes everywhere except the toilet!:mad:
    This often happens after sex or masturbation with me, sometimes it even does a U-turn and soaks my hand, :confused: WTF?

    Have you had any unexpected incidents like this?
     
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    Yes. I sprinkle piss after cumming. Usually power jet piss in the am when I wake and empty the bladder
     
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    I sometimes get a 'V' pattern double-stream. One stream goes into the bowl while the other ... umm ... doesn't. Very annoying. A contributing factor is meatal stenosis.
     
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    Having a foreskin I very rarely encounter any 'control' problems, unless the skin has been retracted and hasn't returned fully to its correct position.

    On the rare occasions that I retract the foreskin when peeing (which I normally only ever do when peeing out of doors) I do sometimes get a powerful main stream from the top of the urethral opening and a bit of a dribble from the bottom of the opening, resulting from the two sides of the opening meeting towards the middle. In order not to decorate the floor (or walls) indoors I generally avoid retracting the foreskin when in my own or friends' houses.
     
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    In the AM it's more like a high pressure stream, during the rest of the day I have a jet stream. Shoots straight without any sprinkle.
     
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    It happens to me sometimes and I remember once being at some urinals where there were no dividers and this tiny thin stream shot off to the right of me and hit the guys hand who was standing next to me. I was mortified. I think I tried to pretend not to notice it'd happened. I know he glared at me. I think I would have glared to be honest.

    But what the hell, most guys don't wash their hands after going for a pee anyway, do they? *bleeeurgh!*
     
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    I don't want to take this argument down the 'who washes' road particularly but I would (briefly) reiterate what was discussed on another thread at some length.

    Many public toilets are in such a disgusting condition that it is positively unhygienic to touch any of the fittings - the entrance/exit door, the taps, locks etc. - which have been handled by hundreds of passing individuals with any number of infections or germs that can easily be picked up. If the wash basin has an auto-dispenser for soap and water then I will most probably use it. Hot air dryers I am less happy with, many of them have thermostats that cut out part-way through the drying process (I was in a pub where all three in the gents did that the other day), leaving your hands moist - which we are told by doctors is a haven for bacteria.

    If the wash basin has traditional taps and soap dispensers then, unless there is evidence that the whole area is scrupulously maintained and kept spotless on a regular basis, I will quite likely avoid touching anything. Even an inward opening exit door I will open using a single finger, to avoid contact as much as possible.

    Most toilets are utterly, utterly filthy and make a mockery of those advocating hand washing on every visit. My genital area is thoroughly washed at LEAST once a day and is far less of a danger to my personal health than most of the disgusting 'facilities' that we are asked to use in pubs, clubs and other leisure facilities.
     
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    First, the sprinkling usually comes from a stray pube crossing the meatus (slit) or from dried semen. A simple way to prevent this to give your head a quick pinch from top to bottom to force the meatus open so that you can pee freely. That usually breaks-up any encrustation of dried semen.

    Second, in a public bathroom it's usually wise to grab a paper towel, if available, or keep a few tissues in your pocket and use one to handle the sink. It's usually not difficult, but if paper towels are available you can use the toilet, wash your hands, and leave all without touching anything other than yourself and a tissue/paper towel. Frequently I'll keep my drying towel until I open the door then toss it in the trash as I hold the door open with my foot or body.
     
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    On the cleanliness topic. Depending on the restroom it is more hygenic to skip the hand washing. My penis is a lot cleaner than some restrooms. During the holidays we stopped a gas station to fiil up the tank and drain the bladder and the restroom was so nasty I told my sons to go in pee and leave don't touch anything and use their shirts to open the door.
     
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    Yah I can piss a mile long. Never had problems shootin it far.
     
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    If there's any doubt (or even if there isn't), just sit down. It'll all go in the bowl that way.

    At some point while I was growing up, my dad told me that I was getting tall enough so that I really should sit down to pee, namely if there's no urinal. While standing, even if it all gets in the bowl, it still splashes, sometimes throwing droplets out of the bowl.

    Makes sense to me.
     
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    My piss comes out somewhat slowly, but steadily, so that some morning streams have lasted well over a minute. I have often stood at urinals pissing while two or three guys came and left next to me. Slows down more when piss shy, so I play mental games to get over it. That may be another thread though. I admit to being envious of those with that loud, squirting sound, maybe about half or more.
     
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    I know it is healthy for women to urinate after sex, so I usually do. However, I find it very difficult after having an orgasm. It can take quite a while before I get even a sprinkle out.

    It's interesting. In a male, I can understand the urethra either being in "sperm" mode or "pee" mode.

    However, the female urethra has nothing to do with orgasm (at least, as far as we know). So why is it so hard for me to pee after coming?

    Hmm... medical mysteries... :rolleyes:
     
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    :lmao: Thanks that has to be one of the funniest I've ever heard. Hmm maybe, that is why they put up dividers between urinals.
    I do wash my hands over urinating. I have a jet stream unless you come up and goose me. Then, it goes everywhere.
     
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    Maybe, it's to keep the sperm safe and help in impregnation.
     
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    Regards you guys saying about sitting down... My stupid toilet is designed that if I sit down to pee, my cock is probably only an inch away from the porcelein (thank goodness I'm a grower) and it splashes back like mad, but what the hell else do you do if you're gonna move your bowels as well? :-S
     
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    I will spray all over the place, so I ALWAYS sit to pee. 2 things bug me tho, 1) The last guy sprayed everywhere and didn't clean up, 2) the water level is high enough to wet my balls. Come on guys, use some manners! I always wash when I'm done.
     
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    Sometimes sprinkle which REALLY sucks when your wearing light pants at work. I generally try to roll my head, then pee, but sometimes it doesnt work.
    I always guard my below the penis area with my hand to avoid any spray.

    Anybody have good info on meatoplasty or how its performed/photos....I read a few things, and it might be something I will consider.

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    i sprinkle alot not after sex masterbation or enything my piss just cant make up its mind 1 min its jeting the next its sprinkaling pisses me ryte off as it goes on the floor and all over the toilet seat can eny tell me y it sprinkles please
     
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    Because you still have cum in your dick. Duh. :biggrin1:

    That's why you should sit down. Or, at least, spread your feet apart, lean WAY far forwards, even if you have to hold yourself up from the wall with your free hand, and fire straight down at point-blank range.
     
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