So there I was getting rid of my ice tea in a dimly lit restroom at a county fair. I had my meat out to piss, half way trying to not be seen.
Major Asshole walks in talking on his phone stands next to me, a little too close, then tells his buddy about my little pierced cock.
I pushed out all the piss I was going to be able, shook, then took my cock all the way out.
I explained the ring through my head is 7mm in diameter wire and 1 1/8 inches tall. The one on the underside is 11mm diameter and 4 inches long.Both are exiting my urethra and I can still pee. I then said something like the steel in my cock is bigger than his entire cock. I am not politically correct at all.
I then told him how my wife orgasms during each fuck
So there I was explaining cock piercings to a hung over asshole all while showing my halfway hard cock climbing above my belt line.
Later when I was watching the truck and trailer alone a guy of about the same age as the guy in the restroom, asked if I had a pierced cock, I said yes, nipples too. He told me I was a faggot, I said no, straight, I just love sex and I like to watch my wife orgasm a few times while I am in her before I cum.
He then sat down, asked some questions about pain, bleeding and where to have it done. Then asked about sex, when I told him it was great he asked how. I explained for me is was like urethral sounding and for her it is like reaching fingers inside and rubbing her inside behind the pubic bone, (G Spot).
I am falling asleep. Short of it. Asshole sees my pierced cock and calls me small, I got hard proved him wrong, I still have some size. I then explained my piercings enhance sex both for my wife and me. And they look incredible. Later his friend comes over asking about getting pierced, will it hurt? I told him 36 hours of bleeding and pain. I said what’s it worth to have your wife cum a few times once she loosens up and enjoys me rather than worry about my size.
Half assed jokingly I offered to fuck his wife, he declined saying she would like that too much.
I am an ass, I am proud of my metal, don’t say I have small meat, it’s not what it was pre-cancer but I can still hold my own.
Major Asshole walks in talking on his phone stands next to me, a little too close, then tells his buddy about my little pierced cock.
I pushed out all the piss I was going to be able, shook, then took my cock all the way out.
I explained the ring through my head is 7mm in diameter wire and 1 1/8 inches tall. The one on the underside is 11mm diameter and 4 inches long.Both are exiting my urethra and I can still pee. I then said something like the steel in my cock is bigger than his entire cock. I am not politically correct at all.
I then told him how my wife orgasms during each fuck
So there I was explaining cock piercings to a hung over asshole all while showing my halfway hard cock climbing above my belt line.
Later when I was watching the truck and trailer alone a guy of about the same age as the guy in the restroom, asked if I had a pierced cock, I said yes, nipples too. He told me I was a faggot, I said no, straight, I just love sex and I like to watch my wife orgasm a few times while I am in her before I cum.
He then sat down, asked some questions about pain, bleeding and where to have it done. Then asked about sex, when I told him it was great he asked how. I explained for me is was like urethral sounding and for her it is like reaching fingers inside and rubbing her inside behind the pubic bone, (G Spot).
I am falling asleep. Short of it. Asshole sees my pierced cock and calls me small, I got hard proved him wrong, I still have some size. I then explained my piercings enhance sex both for my wife and me. And they look incredible. Later his friend comes over asking about getting pierced, will it hurt? I told him 36 hours of bleeding and pain. I said what’s it worth to have your wife cum a few times once she loosens up and enjoys me rather than worry about my size.
Half assed jokingly I offered to fuck his wife, he declined saying she would like that too much.
I am an ass, I am proud of my metal, don’t say I have small meat, it’s not what it was pre-cancer but I can still hold my own.
