Pissing Calcium

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_mitchymo, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    Have any of you guys experienced this? Following a large consumption of calcium produce (my case usually 4-6 pints of milk before the sting happens)

    You know you are about to have a nasty piss because you can feel the calcium crystals which the body could'nt absorb collecting at the end of the urethra so that when you do finally go it stings bad, and then it stings for the next 1 or 2 pisses after.
     
  2. Gillette

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2006
    Messages:
    8,309
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    14
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Nova Scotia
    I guess for me, never having this happen is a fringe benefit of being lactose intolerant.
     
  3. D_Tyrone_Tittickler

    D_Tyrone_Tittickler New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2008
    Messages:
    250
    Likes Received:
    2
    You should be cautious about overconsumption of calcium. Deposits can form in one or both of your kidneys and the result is a painful kidney stone. I can tell you firsthand that passing a stone is like pissing out razor blades.
     
  4. luka82

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2007
    Messages:
    5,182
    Likes Received:
    8
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    somewhere
    well, i never drink that much milk!
    But it can happen from water too
     
  5. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    Can it cause damage to the urethra?
     
  6. witch

    witch Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2007
    Messages:
    505
    Likes Received:
    1
    man! that's a lot of milk .......I’m sure the dairy farmers bless you and make graven images in you likeness out of butter
     
  7. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    ...and i have mitchymooooo shakes specially made for me!
     
  8. vince

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 13, 2007
    Messages:
    14,785
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    540
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Asia
    Uck. I rarely drink milk anymore.

    Do you kinda get off on that stinging feeling in your urethra?
     
  9. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    Hell no, it stings like a bitch! Turns my eyeballs 180
     
  10. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    9,735
    Likes Received:
    26
    Location:
    Southern US
    I usually piss them in the form of huge stones. No fun.
     
  11. vince

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 13, 2007
    Messages:
    14,785
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    540
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Asia
    I could make your eyeballs do that and it would feel good!

    Seriously. Lay off the milk. You're going to make yourself sick.
     
  12. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    How can that be, i've never seen a sick pussy having swallowed too much milk...
     
  13. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    9,735
    Likes Received:
    26
    Location:
    Southern US
    Ive gotta wonder, how is that not giving you diarrhea?

    I recall being about 8 months pregnant and getting this extreme desire to live off of Ovaltine, i was drinking more than a 1/2 gallon of milk a day. It gave me horrible loose bowels. I felt like a newborn calf.

    Also, it wasnt too long after that little bout with milk consumption that i had my first lovely calcium oxylate kidney stone.
     
  14. vince

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 13, 2007
    Messages:
    14,785
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    540
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Asia
    Umm... what are you mixing with the milk mitchy??
     
  15. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England
    I'm not getting the runs at all, just a few stinging pisses. I was PM'd and told it could be an imbalance in my diet acid/alkaline and not the milk at all.

    Erm, e-numbers, flavouring and sugar... :redface:
     
  16. joyboytoy79

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2006
    Messages:
    8,557
    Albums:
    4
    Likes Received:
    9
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    DC-ish
    Not bloody likely. The blood is an amazing buffer (that is, it resists changes in PH). In fact, small changes in the PH of your blood are likely to have huge consequences on the effectiveness of several key enzymes and would lead to much worse problems than stinging piss.



    Dude, seriously, cut back on the milk consumption a little. I'm not saying you need to stop drinking milk, but the amount you're drinking is too much. It stops being healthy at a point, and you've exceeded it (which is what your body is telling you by making your piss hurt - LISTEN TO YOUR BODY!). Not only is excessive calcium bad for your urinary tract, but the excessive cholesterol, combined with the excessive calcium is going to turn your arteries, quite literally, to stone. Atherosclerosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
  17. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    9,735
    Likes Received:
    26
    Location:
    Southern US
    Calcium is an acid reducer, so if anything you would have reduced acid in the urine. It shouldnt burn, especially within hours of consumption.
     
  18. B_mitchymo

    B_mitchymo New Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2008
    Messages:
    4,706
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Rugby, England

    That's not the kind of being stoned i like the sound of! :frown1:
     
  19. D_Portelay Porquesword

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2008
    Messages:
    3,107
    Likes Received:
    5

    Ummm YES! Esp if the build up creates a blockage.

    Time to ease back off the Milk products for a while Mitchy.
     
  20. BigDallasDick8x6

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2006
    Messages:
    4,012
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    163
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Dallas TX (North Oak Cliff)
    Wow, that's a vivid description!
     
Draft saved Draft deleted