Pissing in bottles?

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Hey guys, on a number of tv shows and movies I've seen they've talked about peeing in bottles either because there's no toilet around, they don't want to stop traveling etc.

Has anyone done this in real life?
What type of bottle did you use?
Did it have a small opening (like a soda bottle) or a large opening (like a juice bottle)?
How did you position your penis? (eg end pressed against opening, whole head in neck of bottle or whole dick in the bottle)
If uncut, did you retract your foreskin?
Did you stick your head in and pull your foreskin back over the top of the bottle?
Where were you when you did this?
Is this something that you have done more than once?
 

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Like, probably every other day. Just did it about half an hour ago.
Prefer a vitamin water bottle, like Glacéau. Most guys could get a soft cock through, though I don't do that.
I have to be careful with positioning, as I have mild hypospadias
Sometimes it works best not to retract at all (use foreskin as funnel or guide) or retract just a bit
Sorry, the image of docking with a bottle neck is just weird
Sometimes at home; also keep an empty bottle in the car just in case.
I've seen other guys do it at outdoor events. No big deal.
 

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yeh, peed in bottles may times. usually a small neck bottle and positon my dick so that helmet pressed against bottle opening with pee hole lined up with opening and go for it. I am cut so no foreskin to worry about. Sometimes pee in a UK type plastic milk carton where I can just get whole cock in the neck
 

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My dad used to make me do this when I was a little kid. He wouldn't want to stop when we were on a road trip. I seem to remember using his empty beer bottles (it was the early 80s... A different time lol).
 

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Hey guys, on a number of tv shows and movies I've seen they've talked about peeing in bottles either because there's no toilet around, they don't want to stop traveling etc.

Has anyone done this in real life?
What type of bottle did you use?
Did it have a small opening (like a soda bottle) or a large opening (like a juice bottle)?
How did you position your penis? (eg end pressed against opening, whole head in neck of bottle or whole dick in the bottle)
If uncut, did you retract your foreskin?
Did you stick your head in and pull your foreskin back over the top of the bottle?
Where were you when you did this?
Is this something that you have done more than once?

pissed in a cup before so much easier then a bottle.
unless it;s one of the "wide mouth" kind
 

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My older brother and I shared a bedroom in the attic. We used to pee in a bottle at night to avoid having to go down the stairs to the bathroom.
 

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Yes. Usually a soda bottle, while in my car. These are times when I am in a public place, but there is no public toilet, and it is not an area where you can piss in the bushes (ie very public). I just retract my foreskin and press my slit into the opening of the bottle and relieve myself.

Now if I'm out where there aren't a lot of people I will pee in the bushes or behind a tree or fence.
 
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Done it into an empty milk carton while stuck in traffic. When ya gotta go. Was low fat though.
 

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A few months ago I was stuck in traffic and couldn't wait. I had a regular soda bottle with me so I just slid my cock head inside so that nothing would spray or drip out. Felt great!
 
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A few months ago I was stuck in traffic and couldn't wait. I had a regular soda bottle with me so I just slid my cock head inside so that nothing would spray or drip out. Felt great!

Now I know where that saying comes from "Like a stale bottle of piss". :) Have you seen what a bottle of coke looks like after it has been in the sun for a couple of weeks? It's the real thing.
 

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I used to work as an aerial photographer. No bathrooms in the small Cessna airplanes. Always kept an empty large former Gatorade bottle. The one with the wide opening, so I could get my whole head in.
 
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I used to work as an aerial photographer. No bathrooms in the small Cessna airplanes. Always kept an empty large former Gatorade bottle. The one with the wide opening, so I could get my whole head in.
Wow, you stuck your cock down the neck of a Gator. You should get a job at Australia Zoo, that would be some attraction.
 

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There used to be a very sleazy beer-only gay bar in LA called Cuffs. One night, it was packed, and I was in this little alcove behind the pinball machine having a great conversation with this guy. I has to pee very badly (beer does that...), but I knew by the time I went to the toilet and back through the crowd, he would have lost interest in the conversation.

So, I took two or three of the empty beer bottles that were on the little shelf on the wall, and filled them up. (I probably made a bit of a mess on the floor, due to the narrow openings, but in that place no one would have noticed.) And we continued talking.

The interesting part came a few minutes later when the barback squeezed through the crowd to pick up the empty bottles. When he got to the ones I had filled, you saw him pause a moment because they were heavy, but then notice that they were also quite warm. I'm sure he knew exactly what was in them. At any rate, after that all my drinks for the rest of the night were free. I'm not sure exactly where my piss went...but I suspect it may not have been directly down the drain.
 

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Gatorade bottle. The one with the wide opening, so I could get my whole head in.

I used a Gatorade bottle in a car. :tongue:

Once in a while my buddies and I would piss in empty beer bottles and drop them off a high bridge onto the train tracks below.

Seemed like fun at the time.
 

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all the time, used to drive truck over the road running teams{one drive one sleeps} when you woke up if the truck was moving i just cracked the vent and grabbed my gatorade bootle and let loose.
 

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Yes, I have! Only in extreme, necessary circumstances. I also have a rather large bladder, so if it gets to that point a 20oz bottle will not suffice...
 

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One fall morning I was grounded at the local airport waiting for fog and low hanging clouds to clear and I made the mistake of drinking coffee non-stop. When things finally cleared up enough to safely, and legally, depart on my VFR flight (I was not IFR rated nor equipped) I hopped in the plane, finished my preflight and got permission to take the active runway. Off we go into the wild blue yonder under perfect flying conditions. But halfway to my destination my bladder took control of the situation, making "conditions" no longer perfect. I was seriously debating between an off-airport landing and just peeing on the floorboard of the plane when in my desperation I noticed that there was an empty Coke bottle in the passenger's door cargo pouch. Apparently left there by one of the plane's other co-owners it was a godsend and fortuitously still had its cap in place. Fortunately in calm weather a properly trimmed airplane in level flight pretty much flies itself, so I didn't have to do any multitasking while filling the Coke bottle. But peeing into such a tiny opening isn't easy and I was lucky I didn't spot the pilot's seat. Unfortunately the bottle was only a 12 oz. version and didn't even hold half of what was in my bladder. But it relieved the pressure enough that I was able to get my sphincter "valve" shut off and return to a comfortable enough condition to complete the flight.

Thereafter an empty 2 quart wide mouth orange juice bottle became a standard in my flight bag. But one of the plane's other owners had a Little John™ bottle designed specifically for that purpose:

Little John - MyPilotStore.com

And the Little John™ was even equipped with a Lady J adapter so his wife could use it in flight:

Lady J Adapter - MyPilotStore.com

Now they even have disposable/sealable plastic bags designed specifically for that purpose:

Travel John Portable Toilet 18 Pack - MyPilotStore.com

The bags contain an inner cloth bag and are charged with an absorbent polymer powder that turns the urine into a gel that won't spill and reduces, if not eliminates, the odor.

My how we've come a long way since the horse and buggy days!