Pissing On, In, or off of?

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You are in an open area - there is no one else around, and you have to take a piss. There is a fairly small tree nearby.

Do you just piss where you are standing? Do you walk over to the tree and piss on the side of it? Do you go to the edge of a wall and piss over the side?

An observation of mine at least is that most guys I have watched need to piss onto something. I noticed this in a bathroom where there are two urinals - one is a traditional high backed one, the other one of the low height little ones. Almost all guys choose the higher back one. I think it has something to do with the preference to piss on to something as opposed to into something (i.e. use a urinal versus a toilet). Maybe different guys have different preferences.
 

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Honestly I dont need to piss on anything. I have been in my backyard and needed to piss- didnt wanna talk inside- so just went there.

No way, man. I'm not pissing on my own property.

Good question. In the tree or no tree situations, I'm satisfied going no tree.
 
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Funny question. I'd say if there was a tree nearby, I'd walk to the tree and piss on it.

Maybe that's because I'm used to pee in front of a wall at urinals. I just unconsciously recreate the same environment as much as possible. In that case, the tree is like the wall.

That being said, it's no big deal if there's no tree.
 

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For me its the noise caused when just pissing straight out on to something. I avoid it cause its a sure sign you're actually pissing on something. And with my hyperactive imagination that sound attracts all kinds of flat feet. Seeing as how i only piss on something in emergencies.
 

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You are in an open area - there is no one else around, and you have to take a piss. There is a fairly small tree nearby.

Do you just piss where you are standing? Do you walk over to the tree and piss on the side of it? Do you go to the edge of a wall and piss over the side?
Piss where I'm standing out in the open

An observation of mine at least is that most guys I have watched need to piss onto something. I noticed this in a bathroom where there are two urinals - one is a traditional high backed one, the other one of the low height little ones. Almost all guys choose the higher back one. I think it has something to do with the preference to piss on to something as opposed to into something (i.e. use a urinal versus a toilet). Maybe different guys have different preferences.
Check out the photo below:
The Urinals of Rest Area along I-10
Agreed, but not because I want to piss on something; it's because I don't want to miss the bowl. The direction of my pee stream varies relative to where I aim my penis, and sometimes I'll miss the bowl completely. When given the choice as shown in the photo, I will always go for the higher mounted urinal. I like the old style full floor length urinals the best. The reason is that when I'm able to unzip and pee straight ahead without having to aim, it's a more relaxing piss, and my flow starts right away. When I use a toilet or low mounted urinal, I have to aim carefully to make sure my stream makes it inside the urinal or toilet. Sometimes, the uncertainty will delay my flow, and I'll stand there worrying about missing the bowl. Not too big of a worry in a public rest room, but it's always a bummer when the initial release misses the bowl of the toilet and hits the wall or the floor in a home bathroom. L.O.L.!
 

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You are in an open area - there is no one else around, and you have to take a piss. There is a fairly small tree nearby.

Do you just piss where you are standing? Do you walk over to the tree and piss on the side of it? Do you go to the edge of a wall and piss over the side?

An observation of mine at least is that most guys I have watched need to piss onto something. I noticed this in a bathroom where there are two urinals - one is a traditional high backed one, the other one of the low height little ones. Almost all guys choose the higher back one. I think it has something to do with the preference to piss on to something as opposed to into something (i.e. use a urinal versus a toilet). Maybe different guys have different preferences.
I piss where I am standing.
 

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Dude if I have to pee I am not walking to a tree I reach in pull out my cock and balls and pee

never against the wind
Gone hiking with my dad and his friends and he will just pull it out and piss. If we are hiking nude he just piss and walk. I do that too.