Pissing outside

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Speaking of saving national resources. I am a big fan of "National piss outside month". Imagine the water we waste with every flush for just a piss! What can you come up with to save a resource?
 
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I didnt realize this was part of a movement. I piss outside all the time...more because Im lazy and dont want to go upstairs.
 

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I usually do in summer, most of the year if it were done regularly would result in an accumulation of yellow ice that would be kind of disgusting when breakup arrived.
 

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Put a brick or two in the toilet tank, you use less water.

If It's yellow, its mellow

If its brown flush it down.
 

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Since we're harvesting energy in a trouserial sort of way, always remember to fart in the general direction of an electric windmill so that we might generate additional sources of electricity and finally reap some benefit from flatulence. The slogan for the campaign would simply be "Natural gas begins at home."
 

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Since we're harvesting energy in a trouserial sort of way, always remember to fart in the general direction of an electric windmill so that we might generate additional sources of electricity and finally reap some benefit from flatulence. The slogan for the campaign would simply be "Natural gas begins at home."

Now that's the funniest bit I've read in this joint except for things njqt and I write. You are an amusing fuckhead.:tongue:
 

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I used to do this when I lived in a rural area with a fairly private back yard. In my current apartment, however, there are too many neighbors around. Also, I wouldn't want to do it in the winter. Aside from having to go out in the cold, I wouldn't want to have to look at ugly yellow snow.

So these days I just piss in the bathroom sink. It's the right height for me, and I wash my hands afterwards anyway, so the water rinses any urine residue away.
"Every little bit helps," said the old woman as she pissed in the sea.
 
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I love pissing outside. We used to have pissing contests in school and my friends thought my cock was huge, but they didn't realize I had a semi because I got so turned on from it. I've always wanted to try watersports.
 

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have done my share and have contributed to the movement (especially when I've been bar-hopping) ... have even received applause from the the line of cars at a whopper-burger drive-thru
 

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I used to do this when I lived in a rural area with a fairly private back yard. In my current apartment, however, there are too many neighbors around. Also, I wouldn't want to do it in the winter. Aside from having to go out in the cold, I wouldn't want to have to look at ugly yellow snow.


So these days I just piss in the bathroom sink. It's the right height for me, and I wash my hands afterwards anyway, so the water rinses any urine residue away.
Eeeeww! That's gross, why the heck can't you use the toilet if you are in the bathroom anyway?!?! :yuck:
 

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I pissed at a construction site on 10th avenue and 18th Street today, which is always a pain in the ass, and I had to do it a couple of months ago too. New York, like most American cities does not have any decent public facilties as do Paris and others. I managed to get finished before two large girls on old-fashioned skates got past 5 feet of me. Richard Gere got arrested about 15 years ago for public urination. In the country, I just do it without thinking, here I only do it when I have to, but it is still definitely easier for women to be allowed to piss in a restaurant where they're not doing any business than it is for a man. They usually mean it when they say that 'restrooms are for customers only', but I have had girlfriends who never had difficulty in convincing owners, bartenders that they must piss in the Ladies' Room.
 

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i love to piss out side i think its somthing about the feeling that you might get caught. i have been caught on several occasions.