Pissing with a Boner

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I hate pissing with a boner. I can't rub it out and it refuses to go away.

My only solution thus far, is pissing with a boner.

I'm insanely rock hard so my solution was a handstand type thing over the toilet.

What do you do to piss with a boner? Like you have to piss right now and can't wait, what creative ways do you find to get through it?
 
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You could piss in the shower but I usually tilt over as far as possible and attempt to aim down haha
 

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Its funny ive tried to jo and i could forever and it would just throb quiet violently and i managed to cum once, but it was not pleasent, and the bone stuck around for another 30mins. its kinda like super kegals when im like that.
And as for peeing in the shower, for some reason i cant pee very much and it only relieves enough pressure to wait it out, and the shower makes it harder and bigger, and wayy harder to piss soo, thats y i chose the hand stand position. but im still open to abetter way.

at camp i'v pissed in the aair witch was awesome till just about the end when the pressure tapered off and i droozzled all over myself :( sso i avoid that now tooo.... lol!
 

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i like pissing outside it should be everymans right.

too bad if your caught it's a sex crime and you'll go on the sexoffender list!

thats messed up! IMO
 

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Standing on one leg with the other leg balanced against sometthing else & bending your body usually gets the 'angle of the dangle' in such a position that you can piss into the toilet bowl ok.
Agree, pissing outside is awewsome with a boner, bit don't get caught as I did once!.
(by the cops!!!!).:redface:
 
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That is harsh, its commonplace to pee in an appropriate secluded spot outside if caught short with no toilets around....the police tell you off more than they impose the public order law, a waste of time on paperwork for the most part.
 

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That is harsh, its commonplace to pee in an appropriate secluded spot outside if caught short with no toilets around....the police tell you off more than they impose the public order law, a waste of time on paperwork for the most part.

true, you can piss here aside the road when u have to, they won't arrest u or something. In public spaces they give a warning.
 

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The best way for me to pee with a boner is to sit on the toilet bending forward so my dick head will be positioned below the rim of the bowl. Once I start pissing, the hardon seems to subside.
 

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As someone said, aim against the shower wall and rinse.
If that won't work, aim at your mouth and swallow. I've never had a problem letting the urine out, just the angle is sometimes crazy. But I don't have a high erection angle at all--just perpendicular.

I piss in my own yard all the time. Fenced.

I used to wish I could piss upon orgasm instead of cumming, because the feeling of expulsion of semen is intensely pleasurable. I've got a lot more piss than semen. Seems like I read somewhere that some guys can do this. (?)