Pissing with a Boner

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  1. FreddyKrueger

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    I hate pissing with a boner. I can't rub it out and it refuses to go away.

    My only solution thus far, is pissing with a boner.

    I'm insanely rock hard so my solution was a handstand type thing over the toilet.

    What do you do to piss with a boner? Like you have to piss right now and can't wait, what creative ways do you find to get through it?
     
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    sit on the toilet and hope it doesn't splash everywhere :rolleyes:
     
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    I hate that too, i just bend over and hold it downward. (being careful not to hit my head on the cistern as i have done the first time it happened)
     
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    but even when i sit my boner wont go even down to parallel with the floor much less in the toilet!!
     
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    You could piss in the shower but I usually tilt over as far as possible and attempt to aim down haha
     
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    Can't pass water with one and need to wait for it to go down. Often an orgasm will make you pee about three minutes later....
     
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    Just push your dick down and indeed, bent over... an dtake breaks so you can control the pee :biggrin:
     
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    Its funny ive tried to jo and i could forever and it would just throb quiet violently and i managed to cum once, but it was not pleasent, and the bone stuck around for another 30mins. its kinda like super kegals when im like that.
    And as for peeing in the shower, for some reason i cant pee very much and it only relieves enough pressure to wait it out, and the shower makes it harder and bigger, and wayy harder to piss soo, thats y i chose the hand stand position. but im still open to abetter way.

    at camp i'v pissed in the aair witch was awesome till just about the end when the pressure tapered off and i droozzled all over myself :( sso i avoid that now tooo.... lol!
     
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    pissing outside is indeed the coolest!
     
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    i like pissing outside it should be everymans right.

    too bad if your caught it's a sex crime and you'll go on the sexoffender list!

    thats messed up! IMO
     
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    Standing on one leg with the other leg balanced against sometthing else & bending your body usually gets the 'angle of the dangle' in such a position that you can piss into the toilet bowl ok.
    Agree, pissing outside is awewsome with a boner, bit don't get caught as I did once!.
    (by the cops!!!!).:redface:
     
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    Seriously? It's only a public disorder over here.
     
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    yep here its a sex crime under ludity and sex offenders cant live near schools or city parks!
     
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    That is harsh, its commonplace to pee in an appropriate secluded spot outside if caught short with no toilets around....the police tell you off more than they impose the public order law, a waste of time on paperwork for the most part.
     
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    I love pissing with a boner!
     
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    true, you can piss here aside the road when u have to, they won't arrest u or something. In public spaces they give a warning.
     
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    Same applies here in Spain.

    Back to the OP. Aim it into the shower then turn on the shower and rinse it all away :wink:
     
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    The best way for me to pee with a boner is to sit on the toilet bending forward so my dick head will be positioned below the rim of the bowl. Once I start pissing, the hardon seems to subside.
     
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    Sometimes it amazes me the things that are "thread-worthy".

    As someone said, aim against the shower wall and rinse. Case closed.
     
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    If that won't work, aim at your mouth and swallow. I've never had a problem letting the urine out, just the angle is sometimes crazy. But I don't have a high erection angle at all--just perpendicular.

    I piss in my own yard all the time. Fenced.

    I used to wish I could piss upon orgasm instead of cumming, because the feeling of expulsion of semen is intensely pleasurable. I've got a lot more piss than semen. Seems like I read somewhere that some guys can do this. (?)
     
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