pissing with a hard on

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  1. Imported

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    BrazilianDude18: And another silly question from BD18(whom, by the way, is 19 now!!!):
    I wake up with a hard on 99,99% of the time. But also I always wake up with an urge to piss. (This facts are related, I know!). But I need an advice in how to conciliate the two things. My erection points a little bit upwards and any attempt to put it down will make impossible for me to urinate(I guess pushing it down kinda closes the urethra). So what I do is to sit on the toilet and try to adjust it in order to piss inside the damn thing. Well... I have made a lot of mess doing it this way(I have just waken up, people!!!Just can't focus in anything this early in the morning). Do you guys have any advice? What do you do in this situation?
    Thanks for your attention.
     
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    Not knowing the length of your erection, BD18 (19 now), I don't know if this will work for you, but this is what I do: sit on the john facing the tank. If your erection points up you can lean over to give some relief and point down more toward the bowl. I usually angle mine so the stream hits the back of the bowl above the water level. This also keeps down the sound made as the urine hits the water. I hope you can work this and it helps. Let me know the outcome!

    Luke
     
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    Ineligible: Someone should invent some sort of device to deal with this problem. :)
     
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    [quote author=Ineligible link=board=youth;num=1079387762;start=0#2 date=03/15/04 at 16:48:43]Someone should invent some sort of device to deal with this problem. :)[/quote]

    I think the cure for hard on's has been around for a long long time... :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    Ineligible: LOL!
     
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    [quote author=Ineligible link=board=youth;num=1079387762;start=0#4 date=03/15/04 at 17:32:51]LOL![/quote]
    AOL! ;)
     
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    Brilliant Luke....I am going to try it tomorrow morning. The head board of the bed in the guest bedroom is against my bathroom wall.
    Your idea sounds like it would prevent squirting all over and also cut down on the noise level when I soften enough to produce a decent directed stream!!
     
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    tomarctus: I piss in the shower, or do it like Luke says, or piss in the sink pushing down, or go outside and let go. There are so many possibilities!
     
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    [quote author=kurios link=board=youth;num=1079387762;start=0#6 date=03/15/04 at 18:37:14]Brilliant Luke....I am going to try it tomorrow morning.  The head board of the bed in the guest bedroom is against my bathroom wall.
    Your idea sounds like it would prevent squirting all over and also cut down on the noise level when I soften enough to produce a decent directed stream!![/quote]
    kurios, I don't often see 'brilliant' use with the same breath as 'Luke'. Gosh, gee, my head is swelling up now. I hope it works for you. Let us know how you make out. :)

    Luke
     
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    I made a remark about this very subject way back in the underwear,clothing section when there was a topic about hard ons at work. Of course I wasn't serious, but after reading this, I could see where the applicability could be. I mentioned that sometimes i got so hard at work that I thought I should learn to bend over backwards, and wear a splashguard!! ;D :D
     
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    gigantikok: Or you could try to get rid of the hard on by thinking about your mom naked. If that doesn't work, you need to change tactics and start thinking about your grandma's sagging tits and wrinkled vagina...

    ...ew, even I won't be able to get a hard on for days now.
     
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    tripod2004: What an amazing site this is! I'm sure that all men who have morning hard ons have this problem. I've tried everything from leaning forward, sitting on the bowl and pushing it in, standing way back and aiming (m e s s y ) but thanks to lpsg and can now piss in the shower with certain knowledge that other well hung members are pissing in theirs. I usually shower with my partner and she even lets me relieve myself over her. (as she does over me ). So thanks lpsg for this topic lol
     
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    The topics we get into around here often amaze me!

    --This is one of those subject discussions which will do countless good for our many male readers, no doubt.

    It's great to learn of other guys "sitting down" when urinating. Often, THAT'S the ONLY WAY to keep things tidy. I have always found difficulty directing the stream during the "AM Woodies" episodes and sitting down seemed the only logical way to forego having to mop the floor and all around afterwards! (I'm usually way too sleepy to even contemplate that extra chore in the wee hours of the morning!) --Please forgive the pun "wee" here. ;) -I couldn't resist.

    'Especially liked Lukes' solution to face the opposite way.
    --Simply brilliant. ;D

    'Can't quite settle on the in-shower approach, but to each his own. It's ME who has the hang-up on this particular angle, I do admit.

    But, guys sitting down to urinate could be taken by some as a "sissy" thing to do. Well, we men have to do what we men have to do, I suppose. So, let us be.

    And...for that matter--let us pee...(anyway we can).

    Thanks for all the encouragement, fellas.
    'Good to know others have the same day-to-day (night- to-night) challenges going on.

    --I just never thought about this "common ground" amongst us until now.

    Long live the LPSG!
     
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