Pitbull Poetry & Prose

[Honey123]

I find it so interesting that even when the prose starts off with hope, somehow the rain slips into the poem. Do not let the hope be crushed, let the clouds open and the sun shine through. Sunlight on your face, warming your skin and heart. :kiss:

 

[Pitbull]

Something a little bit different
It is Mother's Day
Wanted to write something for my mom.
This is what came out.
Sorry mom.
Maybe something better next year.

A Mother’s Day greeting
I hope you never see
Loving thoughts just for you
Posted on the LPSG

Could not think what to get
Flowers, candy or a book
A tribute on the internet
Please mother, do not look

A poem I will write to you
I will compose it in a jiffy
But I’m having a little trouble typing
I have this 10 inch stiffy

Happy Mother’s Day to you
Even though it may seem silly
If you look at what I’ve written
You might see my swollen willy

I know you love me dearly
You used to darn my sock
Don’t click on that link mommy
There are pictures of my cock

You watched over me daily
As I played in the backyard
I’m a grown man now mother
You shouldn’t see me hard

Mom, I said I love you
I know that isn’t wrong
But there are some pictures
Of my juicy big fat dong

I’m hoping my present to you
Will be treasured, have great worth
So many of the members here
Compliment my astounding girth

Sending a wish for wealth and health
But worried you might get sick
If when reading my happy greeting
You would view my big long dick

Do you wonder if I’m serious?
I am. This is no joke
For posted in my gallery
Is a video where I stroke

Do not visit that website
Looking might make you mad
Stay away from LPSG
There are pictures there of Dad​

 

[Principessa]

You missed your calling, you should be writing for the Daily Show or SNL. :smile:

 

[Pitbull]

Thanks for the kind praise.

Don't think my Mother's Day piece would make it by the censors. :frown1:

 

[B_Nick4444]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[Pitbull]

Nick4444
Thank you for your appreciation :smile:

 

[DiscoBoy]

I love them all! Keep writing :smile:!

 

[Pitbull]

Thank you :smile:

 

[Honey123]

LOL That cracked me up!!!!! Yes, there are things that a mother just should NOT know. :kiss:

 

[Not_Punny]

F A N T A B U L O U S !!!!!

I loved the switcheroo ending!!!!

:tongue:

 

[mskitty]

Oh Mr. Pitbull, that is so dirty..Ms Kitty likes

 

[Pitbull]

Oh Mr. Pitbull, that is so dirty..Ms Kitty likes

Thank you.
I enjoy pleasing ....Kitties :wink:

 

[Sassy]

Pitbull, I loved, just loved your poems (especially the mom one!)!!!:biggrin1:

I'm going to have to read your other posts. Do you write for a living?

 

[Pitbull]

Pitbull, I loved, just loved your poems (especially the mom one!)!!!:biggrin1:

I'm going to have to read your other posts. Do you write for a living?

Why thank you. :smile:

I do not write for a living.
That you even think I might is a wonderful compliment.

 

[Sassy]

Pitbull, I'm very sorry to read about your wife. Did you woo her with poetry when you were courting?

 

[Pitbull]

Time for a little LPSG sing along
Maybe at the meet & greets in NYC, LA & Phoenix

Disclaimer - Pitbull is not kinky even though you may think so from the poem.

Everyone know this tune from the Sound of Music

My Favorite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

​

With apologies to Rodgers And Hammerstein

My Favorite Things

​

Handcuffs and blindfolds and 10 inch long dildos
Down on your knees slave and lick all of my toes
Vibrating butt plugs and shiny cock rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Sex with large ponies and fuzzy French poodles
I’ll tug on your cock till its limp as a noodle
Dripping hot wax, skin like Barbequed wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Boys who wear dresses with red paddled asses
Clamp on your nose, bullwhips leather lashes
Cattle prod on your scrotum will make you sing
These are a few of my favorite things

Bleeding love bites
Eat my G-string
Don’t make mistress MAD
Take orders you dog and do anything
Or your punishment will be so bad​

 

[B_Nick4444]

wow! :clap::clap::clap::clap:

I'm speechless (on so many levels:wink

 

[DiscoBoy]

Hilarious!:lol::You_Rock_Emoticon:

 

[mskitty]

Mr Pit Bull,

you are gifted, wicked and gifted.

mskitty

 

[Sassy]

Introduce me to your muse, PB.:wink: