OMG! That is sooo sick and twisted.
Shame on you, you have defiled a Rodgers and Hammerstein classic. . . I LOVE It! :biggrin1:
More shame
More defiling
This time an American classic poem.
Springtime and a young man's fancy turns to
BASEBALL
AND
SEX
and what better sex than a blowjob?
take an American classic poem about baseball and stripped down use a a scaffold for what should be an American classic poem about a blowjob.
First the disclaimer -
My poem does not refer to the LPSG member Stacy
Then the original poem to refresh your memory and so you can see how I skillfully crafted my new version which is in the next post on this thread
Casey at the Bat
A Ballad of the Republic, Sung in the Year 1888
by Ernest Lawrence Thayer
The outlook wasnt brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought if only Casey could but get a whack at that
Wed put up even money now with Casey at the bat.
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a lulu and the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Caseys getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Caseys manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Caseys bearing and a smile on Caseys face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Caseys eye, a sneer curled Caseys lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped
That aint my style, said Casey. Strike one, the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
Kill him! Kill the umpire! shouted some one on the stand;
And its likely theyd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Caseys visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, Strike two.
Fraud! cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldnt let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Caseys lip, his teeth are clinched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Caseys blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudvillemighty Casey has struck out.