Plane On A Treadmill

[zgrog2000]

If the plane can't take off does this mean that my luggage won't get lost?

 

[DC_DEEP]

If the plane can't take off does this mean that my luggage won't get lost?

Of course not, silly. Every airline has purchased a clone of Cris Angel to put in the baggage handling department. Once TSA mangles your luggage, they feed it to a hippopotamus, then the Cris Angel clone makes the hippo disappear. No takeoff is required for this stunt.