DC area guys read up: I have a fairly new co-worker who is out and out gorgeous. She's single, 22, of Middle Eastern descent, gregarious, intelligent, works out three/four times a week, and loves to meet new people. She just moved here from the Midwest for the job, and although she has made quite a few new friends, she has been on a couple of unsuccessful dates. We hung out today, and she told me I should hook her up with someone. Well, she didn't say where I could find that someone, so is she in for a surprise if all works well! Now, she is a very sweet woman and is fast becoming a close friend, so I'm actually looking to set her up with someone who is looking for a relationship, not just sex. (Maybe I should have put that closer to the top of the email. ) I would prefer it if the potential bf was discreet about his dick size (I understand that some of us guys have trouble hiding it -- what I mean is, don't mention the fact that you're endowed; let her find out for herself). I have a couple of pictures of her from today, but they're not on my computer (yet). Rest assured, she is near goddess, and you will see a picture of her before the blind date. Guys, if you are interested, shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org (title it "Matchmaker response") with your height/weight, age, likes/hobbies/occupation, IM account name (Yahoo, AIM, or MSN), dick size if you like, and a photo of yourself that is no more than PG-13 rated. We will most likely meet somewhere to chat before I set up the blind date. I look forward to hearing from those of you who are up for a relationship. -Z My two cents need to go into the Cupid Retirement Fund.