Please allow me to introduce myself...

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Dokter_RAWK, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Dokter_RAWK

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    I am a curmudgeonly chap of more than modest endowments. I shall not, however, be posting pictures of said, as per my desire for discretion. I shall look forward to entreating you, the fine folk of LPSG, to discussions of an intellectual nature. (Although I know many of you ruffians would prefer to sate yourselves on cold beer and what you curiously call "football", despite the fact that it is played with a silly oblong ball...) I think you all could use a lesson or two from the revered Sir, Lemmy, and stop being complete tossers.

    Cheers!
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, it's no wonder this gag is so flat. :eyes:
     
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    aw, I still think he's cute. Can we trade him for you Dr. Rock?
     
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    Why, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I am not offended by his attempts to impersonate me.

    I am glad to have won the affections of such a fine lady.
     
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    I know its only the End of September...but its a little early for the flakes to start flying...
     
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    As long as the flakes aren't that cold white shit....I say "Bring it on!"
     
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    Heh. Impostor or not, it's a little too good to pass up. At least this guy isn't actively slandering the original. He's just here for some laughs.
     
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    Welcome;
    First off please allow me to observe that you bear a striking resemblance to a certain poster on LPSG. Secondly, I believe that Zoroastrianism is a religion and not a language (please feel free to correct me.) I must confess that you are the first Zoroastrian that I have ever met. It seems to be almost unheard of in Canada. Do you mind my asking your take on the bible? Anyhow, I hope you enjoy your stay.
     
  9. Dokter_RAWK

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    It seems you have missed my dry British humor, my good man. I was under the impression that my choice of language was apparent, since I am such a fine British Gentleman and all.

    I find it is in poor taste to discuss less than gentile topics such as religion and politics, especially in the presence of ladies. However, I appreciate your inquiry. The gracious reception I have received on LPSG has been most heartwarming, and I shall do my best to be a worthy guest.
     
  10. madame_zora

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    Aww, how cute- they're like bookends.
     
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    Does this mean that one of them has to be the "good" twin?
     
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    Hmm, I guess. Now how will we figure out which is which?
     
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    Hmm, I guess. Now how will we figure out which is which?
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    The fake Doc will shake your hand in greeting.
    The real Doc will just tell you to fuck off.
     
  14. Dokter_RAWK

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    I prefer to ask that someone kindly fuck off, if you please.
     
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    AWW Cute! Can we keep it? Pleeeeaaase! *cute face* Love ya, both of ya!.....speaking of flakes flying early...I wonder what kind of impending blizzard we will get this year! Maybe another board flooder...but that act is old, and boring.
     
  16. D_Barbi_Queue

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    I wanna know if his mask will ever be taken off and his true identity revealed.
     
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    Is it wrong that I'm totally aroused by that thought? :biggrin1:
     
  18. Onslow

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    Define "wrong"--

    (and where have you been?)
     
  19. ashlar

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    Wrong as in, improper. I've got to keep an eye on my virtue these days. It keeps trying to get away from me.

    I've been in school and working .... constantly. Plus, I have a boy that's been keeping very busy, except for very recently, and i seem to be saying 'very' a lot alot a l o t . . . . .
     
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    OMG, Romey! 18 months to respond to that post! That must be the longest arousal on record.:wink:
     
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