Please allow me to introduce myself...

[Matthew]

*Spanks Matthew for the poor reference*

*quickly tries to think of more bad jokes*

 

[ashlar]

*quickly tries to think of more bad jokes*

*ties Matt up, drops Matt's drawers, and prepares*

 

[Matthew]

*ties Matt up, drops Matt's drawers, and prepares*

*gulp* Ok ... :redface:

A man complains to his psychiatrist about some recurring dreams he has been having.

"It's terrible doctor," he says. "One night I dream I'm a wigwam, and the next night I dream I'm a teepee. What does this mean?"

The doctor calmly replies, "It's obvious, you're too tense."

*bites lip in preparation*

 

[ashlar]

*gulp* Ok ... :redface:

A man complains to his psychiatrist about some recurring dreams he has been having.

"It's terrible doctor," he says. "One night I dream I'm a wigwam, and the next night I dream I'm a teepee. What does this mean?"

The doctor calmly replies, "It's obvious, you're too tense."

*bites lip in preparation*

Ok, imma need to prep a baseball bat for that one.