please clean your ass

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  1. notsmallmatt

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    ew... ew... EEWW! :yuck::dead1:

    im switching to vaginas for the next 5 years....



    how do you tell someone politely that youre losing your erection, not because youre not in the mood, but cuz their ass isnt so fresh and its making you gag?



    EW



    and whats the deal with telling someone you have a tight ass when you really dont?.. i mean... theyre gonna find out... lol... why even make an issue out of it in the first place??









    EWW!!!
     
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    Wow, I really have no frame of reference here. And yet, I agree with your point, though possibly not for the same reasons. Ew.
     
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    I agree
     
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    **After reading that XGX cringes**

    WOW! I totally agree with notsmallmatt. That is something I just can't stand at all, i'm a clean freak.
     
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    If They Would Agree To A Buddy Shower, Then It's No Pole For The Hole..lol...tankerman8c
     
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    DAMN! Nothing pisses me off more than being ask to have sex with someone who doesn't know the first thing about personal hygiene.

    As for the 'I've got a tight ass' comment, I put it in the same category as 'I've got a big dick'! Don't lie, folks.

    And though I'm sure vaginas are great, don't give up on all ass, notsmallmatt. Not all of us are gross fucks.
     
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    I remember the few times I've ever had that issue I told the person that they need to just freshen up a little bit. I guess I have no problem with being straight-up honest and forward about that issue. I just lack manners from time to time.

    Oh, and honesty is the best policy about that sort of thing.
     
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    You should be able to tell your partner about this. Honesty is what it is all about anyway. If they get offended, then let 'em go.
     
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    Gots to clean that ass. No exceptions. EEWWWWW! This thread is humourous, however...I wonder what the original intent was...probably something...EEEWWWW!
     
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    That's just my sentiments. I see no reason why I can't just be honest with whomever I'm with about these sorts of things. Though usually I'm on the bottom and I'm doing my best to make damn sure I don't have any odors or the such.
     
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    EEWWWW! I suppose if you're into it, you could just have your partner shit in your mouth. At least it wouldn't be dried and crusty...with a potential "flake" factor, which could end up in you eyes and result in a certain case of bacterial conjunctivitis.

    Y'all are insane...
     
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    he wasnt a partner.. he was just a guy i invited over... and he made such a big deal about turning the lights off cuz he was "shy" that i just didnt wanna say anything...



    oh.. the original intent was that i needed to tell someone.... i needed to spread the EWW around... i couldnt contain it all by myself....


    .....


    ENEMAS DAMNIT ENEMAS!!
     
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    And you did a fine job articulating...I should be so good at it.

    Lights? The nose (and evidently the tongue) knows. If it smells and tastes like shit, I likely is.

    So, I have to ask, was there a prominent hair factor coupled with the aroma? Perhaps some crusty ones? Nose tickle factor?

    Sorry to be such a dick, but this thread is freakin' HILARIOUS!
     
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    Wow Matt, sorry you had to deal with that! That's unacceptable.
     
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    When I used to sleep with someone I didn't know all that well,I would say; "Why don't we take a shower together"?
    That way, I can make doubly sure, that they are all nice and clean!
    I have never had anyone say no. But were they to refuse,no sex!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    milf, you have pretty lips.
     
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    What?? This is disgusting!
     
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    I mean I hope this didn't happen to you!
     
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