Please don’t hug me - i have my period

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I have a bunch of the cartoons like @TexanStar posted on one of my funny Pinterest boards. The most recent additions on this topic were something like
"Don't provoke me- I've been washing bloodstains out of clothing for years"
and
"Sneezed on my period and it felt like I gave birth to a jellyfish"

Most recent addition to the board was
"Life is a dick... sometimes it gets hard for no reason"

 

[950483]

My partner does his best to avoid hugging me or having any physical contact during my period in case I get my hopes up and think that sex might be on the cards. He is so disgusted by the filth and depravity that is menstruation that there is definitely no sex happening. In the early days of the relationship I did say something to the effect of "if you are going to be such a twat we don't need to see each other because I've got better things to do", but then I wouldn't really notice I was being shunned. His fucked up thing of sitting on the other side of the room to watch TV, and eyeing me with fear, suspicion, and disgust is just his funny way of letting me know that he loves me (the rest of the time), and that he would be sad if I was off having back rubs and period sex with someone else. I'm not sure his weird hang-ups are based on any incorrect beliefs; he's just a wanker, and he does have other bizarre hang-ups too.

Strangely, I am still allowed in the kitchen during shark week.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

My partner does his best to avoid hugging me or having any physical contact during my period in case I get my hopes up and think that sex might be on the cards. He is so disgusted by the filth and depravity that is menstruation that there is definitely no sex happening. In the early days of the relationship I did say something to the effect of "if you are going to be such a twat we don't need to see each other because I've got better things to do", but then I wouldn't really notice I was being shunned. His fucked up thing of sitting on the other side of the room to watch TV, and eyeing me with fear, suspicion, and disgust is just his funny way of letting me know that he loves me (the rest of the time), and that he would be sad if I was off having back rubs and period sex with someone else. I'm not sure his weird hang-ups are based on any incorrect beliefs; he's just a wanker, and he does have other bizarre hang-ups too.

Strangely, I am still allowed in the kitchen during shark week.

But, you contaminate the food, you unclean woman

 

[TexanStar]

My partner does his best to avoid hugging me or having any physical contact during my period in case I get my hopes up and think that sex might be on the cards. He is so disgusted by the filth and depravity that is menstruation that there is definitely no sex happening.

 

[950483]

Yeah damn right

 

[MickeyLee]

My partner does his best to avoid hugging me or having any physical contact during my period in case I get my hopes up and think that sex might be on the cards. He is so disgusted by the filth and depravity that is menstruation that there is definitely no sex happening. In the early days of the relationship I did say something to the effect of "if you are going to be such a twat we don't need to see each other because I've got better things to do", but then I wouldn't really notice I was being shunned. His fucked up thing of sitting on the other side of the room to watch TV, and eyeing me with fear, suspicion, and disgust is just his funny way of letting me know that he loves me (the rest of the time), and that he would be sad if I was off having back rubs and period sex with someone else. I'm not sure his weird hang-ups are based on any incorrect beliefs; he's just a wanker, and he does have other bizarre hang-ups too.

Strangely, I am still allowed in the kitchen during shark week.

*blink* why is this person still your man?

The boy is a real man. Shark week causes no flinching or faint-heartedness. Hell, he even does towel laundry.

You deserve a quality dude.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

My partner does his best to avoid hugging me or having any physical contact during my period in case I get my hopes up and think that sex might be on the cards. He is so disgusted by the filth and depravity that is menstruation that there is definitely no sex happening. In the early days of the relationship I did say something to the effect of "if you are going to be such a twat we don't need to see each other because I've got better things to do", but then I wouldn't really notice I was being shunned. His fucked up thing of sitting on the other side of the room to watch TV, and eyeing me with fear, suspicion, and disgust is just his funny way of letting me know that he loves me (the rest of the time), and that he would be sad if I was off having back rubs and period sex with someone else. I'm not sure his weird hang-ups are based on any incorrect beliefs; he's just a wanker, and he does have other bizarre hang-ups too.

Strangely, I am still allowed in the kitchen during shark week.

My guy avoids sex with me too during my period, but for completely different reasons. Before we realized how much pain it sometimes causes for me, it was no biggie at all. Now he's always weery of the fact that I might end up doubled over in pain after the fact.

He will still hug me etc tho..

I'd be all kinds of pissed off if he refused to hug me when I'm pooning. There is never a time he should ever be able to turn me down for a hug.

I kinda wanna smack your fella, with love.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I have no real idea what my strange relationship is, or where it is going. But. My... Dude? Regular playmate who behaves like a partner? Just wants to rub my back, my feet, and cuddle during that week. He'll let me play with him a little, if I really want to, but he's not really interested in stimulating me sexually at that time. I'm not a pariah, though. Snuggles are good.

 

[Naughty Teacher]

Shark Week is the best thing I've heard in a while.

 

[Galloper]

ummmmm, you're safe as long as the shark doesn't hug her too hard.

Do you really think women are free-bleeding at the beach?

They arent?

 

[MickeyLee]

Date a Viking or those of Viking descent.

They arent?

I have yet to read an article on Suicide by Shark and Menustration.
*googles*

 

[950483]

*blink* why is this person still your man?

The boy is a real man. Shark week causes no flinching or faint-heartedness. Hell, he even does towel laundry.

You deserve a quality dude.

Yes

My guy avoids sex with me too during my period, but for completely different reasons. Before we realized how much pain it sometimes causes for me, it was no biggie at all. Now he's always weery of the fact that I might end up doubled over in pain after the fact.

He will still hug me etc tho..

I'd be all kinds of pissed off if he refused to hug me when I'm pooning. There is never a time he should ever be able to turn me down for a hug.

I kinda wanna smack your fella, with love.

Yes.

He just hates periods as much as some women hate bum sex that's all.
Some of his quirks have been carried over from previous relationships too.
His heart is in the right place.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Yes

Yes.

He just hates periods as much as some women hate bum sex that's all.
Some of his quirks have been carried over from previous relationships too.
His heart is in the right place.

I still don't want him to be distant from you for a whole week every month. It isn't nice. I want you to have nice. I mean, if you're free bleeding, that's one thing, but of if you're stemming the tide, he should at least sit on the same sofa as you. Geeze. Anyway. My wants for you are irrelevant. I still want them though.

 

[creek47]

A little sex education goes a long way. Read this article:

https://www.healthyway.com/content/real-misconceptions-that-men-have-had-about-menstruation/

It’s a bunch of misconceptions some men have had about menstruation. I think my favourite one is if you hug me too tight, you’ll make it squirt out - just like a ketchup bottle.

Ladies, are we sharing enough with are men? Men are we sharing enough with you? TMI?

Ok, i got to ask, who thought that you can squeeze a period away? Like I’m fully aware I’m not the smartest man in the world and I had thenfrades to back up that claim. However squeeze the period away is an idiot’s understanding.

 

[MickeyLee]

Yes

Yes.

He just hates periods as much as some women hate bum sex that's all.
Some of his quirks have been carried over from previous relationships too.
His heart is in the right place.

women who dislike bumsex don't often hide in another room when it's mentioned.

*makes menstrual empathy doll of Swoon's man. Sticks pins in lower abdomen*
I can't promise anything without a lock of hair

 

[TexanStar]

women who dislike bumsex don't often hide in another room when it's mentioned.

*makes menstrual empathy doll of Swoon's man. Sticks pins in lower abdomen*
I can't promise anything without a lock of hair

Why are you trying to give Swoon's SO hemorrhoids?

 

[Ed69]

No full body grab at the mid point hugs in this house. The first 72 hours she describes as an anaconda squishing her, so I'm careful with hugs & snuggles those 3 days.

 

[pain4anangel]

I'd be all kinds of pissed off if he refused to hug me when I'm pooning.

Pooning is the best description I've heard in a while!


Hmmm...
My boy makes me chocolate cakes and choc chip cookies.
He's always there to massage my back and legs and feet.
He has the heating pad handy as well as my pain medication.
Snuggles and cuddles and comfort are abundant.
He lets the dogs out for me and makes the best dinners.
If I want sex, he's ready and willing to do whatever I want
as well as clean up everything, including me, afterward.
He definitely understands that it's not a choice and we don't want to
experience it either.


So, I haven't met this guy yet, but I thought I'd give ya'll a lil preview of what's in store for me when I do!
He's totally hot, bi, has a PhD, killer smile, sense of humor, and is as kinky as I am.
Sometimes imaginary boyfriends are better than the real thing.

 

[950483]

Why are you trying to give Swoon's SO hemorrhoids?

Please don't give him haemorrhoids! He loves sitting down. It's one of the simple joys in his life, and probably his favourite pastime.

 

[185248]

Geeze, how time flies, once it was me understanding periods, now it's hot flushes