Equally, if not more mysterious. Slightly past all that myself. What fun!Geeze, how time flies, once it was me understanding periods, now it's hot flushes
Please don’t hug me - i have my period
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I think anyone who wanted to use their reproductive system, endured the bullshit of PMDD and/or periods, and never got to have a pregnancy should get to skip hot flashes. Seems fair.
Yeah, didn’t work that way for me, but I’ll burn some sage for you!
No way. Anyone who did use their reproductive system should at least get a reduction in symptoms.
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All my PMDD, heavy bleeding, and the pain doctors ignore and won't investigate was for naught. I wanted to be a birth mother, and my body is capable, but I wasted my fertility on a closeted homosexual. Pointless menses, pointless pairing. I don't also want a pointless menopause. Seems like salt in the wound.
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She has been "a woman" for a few cycles now. I haven't seen her in a while, so she hugged me with all the strength in her little body. I cried out and shoved her away, a little harder than I intended. I apologized, and before I could explain, she said, "No, I'm sorry. Your period is coming, huh? You want some ice? Wanna wear one of Daddy's shirts?" Bless her little soul.
I've never ever had menstrual craps before until recently and outta nowhere....BAM!
My fucking uterus is trying to kill me!
Fucking ungrateful cunt!
My fucking uterus is trying to kill me!
Fucking ungrateful cunt!
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This is high art. So funny.
Once again, post menopause rocks! No cramps, no counting days to see if I have to pack and carry for trips, all my undies can be pretty, and my hot flushes are pretty much gone. I might have gone through the change early, but I’m just fine with that.
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Congratulations, you actually made me laugh so hard I started crying. If any guy would be so clueless to think this, no amount of "educating" him would do any good.
I'm with AE.
I have to go through all this pain, and don't even get to have a beautiful baby to show for it? I don't get to hear the first cries? Watch them grow, be there for their first heartache...
Infertile women get to skip steps. We're the ones who don't have anything to show for the shit. Just saying
Especially fucked up when part of my infertility comes with what? Menopause symptoms. I get to bleed and have hot flashes, for at least 20 years? Fuck this.
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I vote that it's bullshit, whether a woman procreates or not
In another direction, I have to be super duper specific when I have sent Rem to buy me women's hygiene products, since there are so fucking many kinds. This brand, this product line, unscented, and able to be this level of absorption... I get that it's a little much, though.
In another direction, I have to be super duper specific when I have sent Rem to buy me women's hygiene products, since there are so fucking many kinds. This brand, this product line, unscented, and able to be this level of absorption... I get that it's a little much, though.
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I take a picture of the boxes I want from the internet and send it along with themI vote that it's bullshit, whether a woman procreates or not
In another direction, I have to be super duper specific when I have sent Rem to buy me women's hygiene products, since there are so fucking many kinds. This brand, this product line, unscented, and able to be this level of absorption... I get that it's a little much, though.
Where would today's man be with out a hand phone?
I used to just buy the one on the note or one of each (trust me no matter how weird the cashier looked it was better than the wrath of returning with empty hands) if the note was wrong or they didn't have that exact one (never go home with the wrong one, ever).
The pictures though have probably save me a couple hundred dollars a year, in excess feminine hygiene products.
As a womang, with womang friends... there is no such thing as excess feminine hygiene products. One womangs wrong brand is another desperate womangs salvation.
I traded out for the cup years ago. I still keep an assortment of products for company and friends. Ex-girl scout.
PSA TIP: any unopened boxes are gold at your local women/homeless shelter
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Haiku to Periods
Fucking uterus!
Think it's trying to kill me?
Fuck! Ungrateful cunt!
- Enid,
A haiku about hot flashes
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
NO NO NO NO NO
(not mine, saw it somewhere on the internet...but it's definitely how i feel about hot flashes and night sweats lately)
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
NO NO NO NO NO
(not mine, saw it somewhere on the internet...but it's definitely how i feel about hot flashes and night sweats lately)
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Oh i totally relate, i wad tortured by them...thankfully gone now....
