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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by casteel luger, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. casteel luger

    casteel luger New Member

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    I had cyber sex last night, but my firewall was down.

    Will I get an STD on my computer?
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Yes.

    Well, Probably. Go to the store immediately and buy screenwipes and hoover the inside of your PC and you might just get away with it.

    Dirty rascal!
     
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    If I have sex over the phone, might I get an ear infucktion? Will I still have virgin ears? Might I catch Hearing Aids?
     
  4. casteel luger

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    hahahahahahahaha hearing aids
     
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    I had sex with a dog. Will she half half human puppies?

    Please help I'm really worried.

    :frown1:
     
  6. casteel luger

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    surely a large shlong would not fit in a puppy
     
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