Oh, is this one of those small dick/humiliation threads I keep hearing about? Let me have a go!
It'd take 4 or 5 of those dicks to equal a mouthful!!
You shouldn't be using a Gillette can in comparison shots -- you should be using a chapstick!!! Or an AA Energizer battery!
I had an Australian Shepherd with a larger penis than that!!!!
Madeleine Albright has a larger cock than you do!
(am I doing this right?)