Please rate my duck

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  1. Calboner

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    So what do you all think of my duck? (Photo attached.)
     

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    Nice thin shaft and big head.
     
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    I once saw a funny cartoon of a hung guy fucking one, now, thanks to you CB, I can't get it out of my mind...the poor duck had such an angry, surprised:eek::mad: look on it's...um...visage!:biggrin1:
     
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    People tell me I've got a big duck, but it doesn't look big to me. Should I try to enlarge my duck?
     
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    I think your duck is quite plump with lovely coloring, you most certainly should NOT altar him in anyway :)
     
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    Hello Mr Calboner, nice duck, I'm feeling a bit sad now because your duck is clearly a lot bigger than my duck :frown1:
     

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    Now, now, Mr. Catch -- this is not a small duck humiliation forum. Anyway, I'm not convinced that that is really your duck, since it isn't pink.
     
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    I'm very concerned :frown1:

    Mine is black and very long but I'm worried that it is not thick enough :confused:
     

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    I had never seen a black duck before. Are black ducks bigger than white ducks in general?
     
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    Yours is lovely looking,i broke mine,can i borrow yours please?
     
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    That's a common myth :cool: My partner is white and his is just like it. :smile:

    Please don't mention the discoloration just below the head. I think he had a bad doctor and he's very sensitive about it :redface:, poor thing
     

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    Now this is a handsome duck, perfect in everyway:tongue:
     
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    Shhhhhhhh, ya'll can't tell anyone, but I have a duck too:tongue:
     

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