Please rate my duck

I once saw a funny cartoon of a hung guy fucking one, now, thanks to you CB, I can't get it out of my mind...the poor duck had such an angry, surprised:eek::mad: look on it's...um...visage!:biggrin1:
 
Hello Mr Calboner, nice duck, I'm feeling a bit sad now because your duck is clearly a lot bigger than my duck :frown1:
Now, now, Mr. Catch -- this is not a small duck humiliation forum. Anyway, I'm not convinced that that is really your duck, since it isn't pink.
 
I had never seen a black duck before. Are black ducks bigger than white ducks in general?


That's a common myth :cool: My partner is white and his is just like it. :smile:

Please don't mention the discoloration just below the head. I think he had a bad doctor and he's very sensitive about it :redface:, poor thing
 

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