"Pleasure Alex8!"

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Matthew, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. Matthew

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    Let's see who can please Alex. I'll start:


    :mad: Spelling Practice for Everyone, Pigs! :mad:

    Masturbate
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    Bulge



    All you miscreants type these words repeatedly until you can spell them flawlessly.

    Next?
     
  2. Chuck64

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    Um... Let's see... OK. I have something in mind. I'll need a hula hoop, a potato gun, a hang glider, two grapefruits, and some floral wire and duct tape. Oh and a gerbil. I always end up needing a gerbil, even when the blueprints don't call for it.
     
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    You seem to have mistyped 'bugle', Matthew :rolleyes:
     
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    HA HA...

    I'm still searching for my gerbil and duct tape... Give me a few more minutes.
     
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    Maybe if everyone just climbed on top of him buck naked, he would forget about all the spelling errors for a bit:biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah, well you're one of the worst offenders, jeff black, so you better get climbing - pronto! :rolleyes:
     
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    On my way.. just waiting for the gerbil to finish up first:biggrin1:
     
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    masterbate
    avitar
    bilge
     
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    I think you are familiar with the time-honored phrase, TAG:

    ASSUME THE POSITION!!!! :spank:
     
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    ditto.
     
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    *sigh* ... y'know, the punishment is even easier in your case, GoneA, because it looks like this ---

    :kiss:
     
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    *falls madly in love with Alex*


    p.s. and if you're gonna punish me, i don't want it to be easy. :tongue:
     
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    Hmmm, you're going to have to wait for a while, though, because it seems that Amazon doesn't stock thumbscrews :rolleyes:
     
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    *bends over* Thank you sir, may I have another?
     
  15. Matthew

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    I think I'm getting a bugle.
     
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    Matt, take that sock out of your pants!!
     
  17. Matthew

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    Since this is a spelling thread -- There's no 's' in cock, TAG. :wink:
     
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    GoneA....you are so cute!!!! :smile:
     
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    Oh, you'd be surprised at some of the curious things people have put in their cocks. :rolleyes:
     
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    Oi, back off, I saw him first! :tongue: :biggrin1:

    ...and I have nipple clips at the ready for ne'er-do-wells like you :wink:

    http://www.netsol.co.uk/images/nipple%20clips.jpg
     
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