"Pleasure Alex8!"

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Don't worry, Sorce, I promise I won't mess up your game. I realize I'm at the back of a long line. But hey, what's not to love, right?

Tell you what: I'll let you ladies and gentlemen ... and uh, all the rest of you battle it out. I'll just kick back and wait for the dust to settle.

Hey, I'm not greedy. Alex likes variety anyway...sometimes all at once!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Do I always miss the action?

 

[davidjh7]

Um... Let's see... OK. I have something in mind. I'll need a hula hoop, a potato gun, a hang glider, two grapefruits, and some floral wire and duct tape. Oh and a gerbil. I always end up needing a gerbil, even when the blueprints don't call for it.

Feh--it's been done. And you FORGOT the 5000 horsepower Cummins diesel engine. Kids these days....

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Do I always miss the action?

You didn't miss anything, just showed up for sloppy seconds.

 

[D_Paulie Popsicle]

Sorry, I really don't have anything to say. I just saw the title "Pleasure Alex8" and I just couldn't resist jumping in!

 

[D_alex8]

Sorry, I really don't have anything to say. I just saw the title "Pleasure Alex8" and I just couldn't resist jumping in!

Tsk, it was completely redundant to do so.. because you pleasured me already with your hot ass pics :tongue: :wink:

 

[rawbone8]

surely the very title of the thread is redundant enough!


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Pleasure.


Alex8.
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why is it necessary to repeat the obvious Matthew?
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[jeff black]

surely the very title of the thread is redundant enough!






Pleasure.


Alex8.






why is it necessary to repeat the obvious Matthew?

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Everyone has a crush on Alex, and wants to pleasure him in some way. This is hardly news:biggrin1:

 

[Freddie53]

Let's see who can please Alex. I'll start:

Spelling Practice for Everyone, Pigs! ​

Masturbate
Avatar
Bulge​

All you miscreants type these words repeatedly until you can spell them flawlessly.

Next?

More Words to Learn to Spell

Suck
Anal
Orgasm

Other words?
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[jeff black]

More Words to Learn to Spell

Suck
Anal
Orgasm

Other words?

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Finger
POOP
Dillhole
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (thanks mary poppins)

 

[Freddie53]

Finger
POOP
Dillhole
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (thanks mary poppins)

You are just bragging cause you can spell super.... damn, whatever the spelling is of that word.

 

[D_alex8]

(thanks mary poppins)

...and Julie Andrews would thank you right back if only you would use capital letters for personal names

 

[jeff black]

...and Julie Andrews would thank you right back if only you would use capital letters for personal names

She's a fictional character alex... she doesn't count

 

[Matthew]

surely the very title of the thread is redundant enough!






Pleasure.


Alex8.






why is it necessary to repeat the obvious Matthew?​

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Not necessary.


Just pleasant to do.

:3822733875wackit:​

 

[Freddie53]

She's a fictional character alex... she doesn't count

That is not what Mary said when I last talked to her.

 

[Chuck64]

By the authority granted to me by the Homo Council, I hereby revoke your gay card.

You may no longer have sex with men or yourself while thinking about men. You are banned from every registered gay and alternative bar and club and other various business establishments. You may no longer "admire" other men's bodies or allow them to admire yours.

This is not an admission of guilt. Please sign here... You are required to appear nude before the council within 15 days.

 

[rawbone8]

Let's get Alex8 a T-shirt.
An editor I know has one that reads:
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Do you spell
anal rententive
with a hyphen?

Just a suggestion :
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Poof reader:
Insert colons
where required.





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[jeff black]

By the authority granted to me by the Homo Council, I hereby revoke your gay card.

You may no longer have sex with men or yourself while thinking about men. You are banned from every registered gay and alternative bar and club and other various business establishments. You may no longer "admire" other men's bodies or allow them to admire yours.

This is not an admission of guilt. Please sign here... You are required to appear nude before the council within 15 days.

* quickly crosses the border into Straightland, where the beer is full bodied and Mary Poppins is a fictional character. *
That will save me for a bit

 

[Matthew]

Do you spell
anal rententive
with a hyphen?

Raw, you are SO busted.

I'll leave it to Alex to determine your punishment.

 

[Chuck64]

* quickly crosses the border into Straightland *

You can't have sex with them either...