PMS/Menopause Joke.

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  1. IntoxicatingToxin

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    How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb wouldSTILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
    FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . I'm sorry. What was the question?
     
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    That. Is. Perfect.
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Uh, ok.:theyareontome::approve:

    Well, you'll excuse me, I have to hide all my sharp & dangerous objects now.....:eek:uttahere:
     
  4. IntoxicatingToxin

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    LOL! I thought it was funny. :tongue:
     
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    You are so far beyond perfect, I don't even know what to say! :biggrin1:

    I'd let you stab me, if you really needed to...
     
  6. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Oh, the sex jokes I could make here... *sigh*

    I'll let YOU stab ME... :wink:
     
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    HAHAHahahAhAhahaAHAAA!!!

    That sounds like me. I knew I was a woman.
     
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    Well, at least if I stab you, nobody gets hurt! At least, not after you get used to it. :wink:

    And we'll talk about my situation soon...too close to the holidays. I'm trying to stay positive. :smile:
     
  9. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Oh, no pressure babe. I'm here when you're ready, you know that. :smile:
     
  10. B_ajaxgayguy7

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    What a hoot, thats funny.
     
  11. lemont77

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    Aye, lass...one of the many reasons I love ya! :biggrin1:
     
  12. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Yes, it is... it's so true! I think that's part of why it's so funny.
     
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    I agree with you on everything except the last bit...y'all NEVER forget what started it all! :tongue:
     
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    Roflmao!!!
     
  15. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Hahaha... good point! And we'll keep that memory forever, and never say anything about it until 20 years down the road. :tongue:
     
  16. lemont77

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    Exactly...we'll be sitting at breakfast one morning and, without warning, you'll stab me in the back of the hand with a fork while yelling "That joke wasn't funny!"

    :biggrin1:
     
  17. IntoxicatingToxin

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    lol, you're cute.
     
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