Poems devoted to "the  pieces parts"

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  1. Imported

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    inquiringmind: Hi,

    I write poetry and I thought I would share this particular trio for you to enjoy or to hit with spit balls.
    I leave it to you to figure which part I am refering to in which piece.

    Corolla

    Like a melon
    it gapes
    violated
    ripped
    oozing
    and angry.
    It is the siren
    wrecker of ships
    narrow and wide.
    It is the gift
    It is the giver
    it is the mother
    it is the vessel
    it is the beginning
    and the end.


    Stamen

    Standing with amazing hubris
    form touting the convex
    velvet and baroque
    It
    struts like a rock star demanding satisfaction
    cowers like a dog disciplined
    screams to be adored
    and wishes no less than to rest in eternal repose
    nurtured and protected in  the dark succulent recesses
    of its complement.

    Corona

    Sensation
    ever concentric and violent
    draws the life breath
    time stops
    and what remains
    is the after taste
    I climb un fulfilled
    Up a never ending staricase
    to the death of a dream
    I climb
    and seek delicious oblivion.


    Inquiring mind

    Please put some of you own up!
     
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    awellhungboi: Those are really good, Inquiring! I especially like the one entitled 'Corona.' Have you published any of these elsewhere?
     
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    OH PENIS
    (Sung to the tune of OH, VENUS by Frankie Avalon)

    Oh Penis, Oh Penis

    Penis, if you will
    Find a girl for me, a girl that I can drill
    I'm tired of sepnding all my time out in the barn
    A girl with no arms will do

    Penis, I don't care
    Alive or dead, 300 pounds with no hair
    Who cares about her size
    As long as she spreads her thighs for you

    Penis, my sort of love that you are
    Is it too great a task
    To find me a piece of ass

    Penis, please come though
    Find a girl that I can grope and hump and screw
    Make her far-sighted so that she can't see your size
    That would be your demise

    Penis, my sort of love that you are
    Is it too great a task
    To find me a piece of ass

    Penis, if you do
    Won't you help me 'cus my balls are turning blue
    My palms are hairy and my vision isn't great
    I sure need a date

    Oh Penis,
    Oh Penis,
    Make my wish come true


    Pecker

    (Nice legs....what time do they open?)
     
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    chicago_girl: [quote author=Pecker link=board=99;num=1064898679;start=0#2 date=09/30/03 at 06:05:36]OH PENIS
    (Sung to the tune of OH, VENUS by Frankie Avalon)

    Oh Penis, Oh Penis

    Penis, if you will
    Find a girl for me, a girl that I can drill
    I'm tired of sepnding all my time out in the barn
    A girl with no arms will do............................

    i]Nice legs....what time do they open?[/i])
    [/quote]

    That is to damn funny!!
     
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    inquiringmind: Pecker ,
    You are so bad! I do not want to laugh at your poem but it is a scream. You awful boy! Thanks for putting up for us to enjoy!

    Inquiringmind
     
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    inquiringmind: Thanks Your Magnificence!

    I have not published any of them yet but a friend of mine is pushing me in that direction. Corolla.. hmm. Thanks I would thought you would have liked Stamen better... ;)

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    7x6andchg: :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Oh, my GOD that is SO funny! I can HEAR Frankie Avalon singing it!

    7x6&C
     
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