Poetry Orgy

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    Okay, I don't know if this has been tried before, but here goes. I think we should write a really, really long poem. It can be serious, silly, or nasty in parts -- whatever we like.

    To do so, we'll write it in couplets (two lines that rhyme and have the same rhythm and style).

    One person will post the first line of a couplet, then another person will write the second line of that one, then start a new one.

    An example of a couplet:
    I wish I were a teddy bear that lay upon your bed
    So every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead​
     
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    I'll start the first one:

    My pussy is so sore I think I'll have to ice it down
     
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    So tomorrow once again, I can fuck every guy in town
     
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    Good one Drifterwood, but you have to start a new couplet now...
     
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    It's not surprising really: when I fuck, I go to town!

    And my tonsils likewise swollen: but still I want to play ....
     
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    My eyes are bigger than my "stomach", but my need won't go away.

    She's such a naughty one, that ever-rutting Holly Blue
     
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    She uses every orifice and likes it in the poo

    Her harrassed gynaecologist, a much respected surgeon
     
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    Hasn't had a holiday since before she was a virgin

    They've had to reinforce the bed, or so I've heard
     
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    They soundproofed everything, so no one can hear a word.

    Waiting there, beside the bed, in a large and sturdy box...
     
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    Is the entire Italian Rugby team, all with ten inch cocks.

    She'll be screaming and hollerin through the night and through the day
     
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    Because the Irish team was already there -- and they know how to play.

    But the window was open and the curtains were not shut...
     
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    the entire neighborhood watched as she got it up the butt


    she was not lonely in her incredible good luck
     
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    in scoring thirty cocks - a two-team fuck

    The French and Irish boys took it in turns
     
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    She shared it with Dolfette, the five-toothed driver of a truck

    And soon there was a knocking, tap-tap-tap upon the door....


    .... oops! ... I was late... follow DeepWater's
     
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    (no - just carry on!)

    for news had spread of this most indefatigable whore.

    Each man held up a shiny silver dollar
     
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    ;-)

    And each cock was progressively smaller,

    Until Holly Blue said, "Boo, hoo, hoo...."
     
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    For fuck's sake Artful, where are you?"

    She searched up high, she searched down low
     
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    But she had no Willy down below.

    Duh! I'm a girl, said Holly with a snort...
     
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    "But how I do", said Artful, a most manly retort

    And raising her hips, with his masculine fever
     
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    Skillfully using his cock as a lever,

    He grabbed at her ass, making her sigh
     
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