Political jokes

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  1. curious n str8

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    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I thought I'd start a thread to keep things one the lighter side. The only thing that I ask is no flaming or arguing comments please. Feel free to be sarcastic in your responses and complementary to the posters of the jokes. Let the fun begin :popcorn: :fest30: :jester: [/FONT]
     
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    Woman with the biggest boob's in the world :boobies:
     

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    ^hahahahahaha.

    I fear this thread will piss people off. I sincerely hope not, but some people can't take a joke when it comes to their political convictions.
     
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    you may be just a trouble maker.............lol because you know damn good and well that those are NOT the biggest boobs.
     
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    but then again you know how lesbians love boobs..........several ways to go on this one.
     
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    Q. Why doesn't Barack Obama laugh at himself?

    A. That would be racist.
     
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    And, as Conan O'Brien said,

    "In a speech this morning, Barack Obama said, 'This isn't about big government or small government. It's about building a smarter government.' When he heard this, President Bush said, 'I get it. I get it. I'm leaving.'"
     
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    And, as you saw on another thread, Ann Coulter broke her jaw.

    THAT IN ITSELF IS PRETTY FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!
     
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    Well what did you expect? Dolly Pardon :wink:
     
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    Q: What do Lincoln, Kennedy, and Obama have in common?

    A: Nothing...yet.


    :eek:
     
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    You are bad...:sgrin:
     
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    Don't ever forget it. :wink:
     
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    As long as it's just postings and not retort, comebacks, and the like.

    I like it, but it keep it to just jokes. So here's a few:

    Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
    A. The ink isn't dry yet.


    Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
    A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.


    and one of my faves:


    Q. Why wonÂ’t Obama laugh at himself?
    A. Because it would be racist.
     
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    Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
    A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
     
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    Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.
     
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    :chairfall:
     
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    OK, that joke was funny...I was laughing with you on that one.

    But quoting yourself to show how amusing you think you are? :no:

    Now I'm just laughing at you. :tongue:
     
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    I got one for ya... Sarah Palin.

    Oh I kills me sometimes.

    Seriously though, one of my favorite bits of humor from the election comes from shortly thereafter when some poll showed that 60% of those identifying as Republican favored Sarah Palin to be their nominee in 2012. My favorite headline began, "100% of Democrats and 60% of Republicans..."
     
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    ~secretly chuckles~
     
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    The White House should now be renamed "The Ebony Crib"
    Post a sign over the front door that says "Whites use side entrance "
    And as for Air Force One....
    I bet some of those racist fukturds would have a stroke! Gotta love it
     
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