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curious n str8

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[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I thought I'd start a thread to keep things one the lighter side. The only thing that I ask is no flaming or arguing comments please. Feel free to be sarcastic in your responses and complementary to the posters of the jokes. Let the fun begin :popcorn: :fest30: :jester: [/FONT]
 

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you may be just a trouble maker.............lol because you know damn good and well that those are NOT the biggest boobs.
 

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^hahahahahaha.

I fear this thread will piss people off. I sincerely hope not, but some people can't take a joke when it comes to their political convictions.

As long as it's just postings and not retort, comebacks, and the like.

I like it, but it keep it to just jokes. So here's a few:

Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. The ink isn't dry yet.


Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.


and one of my faves:


Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
 
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I got one for ya... Sarah Palin.

Oh I kills me sometimes.

Seriously though, one of my favorite bits of humor from the election comes from shortly thereafter when some poll showed that 60% of those identifying as Republican favored Sarah Palin to be their nominee in 2012. My favorite headline began, "100% of Democrats and 60% of Republicans..."
 

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The White House should now be renamed "The Ebony Crib"
Post a sign over the front door that says "Whites use side entrance "
And as for Air Force One....
I bet some of those racist fukturds would have a stroke! Gotta love it