Political Penises

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by edonline, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. edonline

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    All politics aside, which of the current candidates for US President do you think has the biggest cock? (And please, no one say Hillary.) Have there ever been any sightings of bulging or tenting among the candidates?
     
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    Definitely Obama !!!
     
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    According to the illegally recorded telephone recordings between Lewinsky and that Tripp woman, they all have a long way to go to catch up to Bill. And it curves to the Left.

    Too bad his politics never moved to the left. But I would vote for again in a heartbeat!
     
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    I sense that Vladimir Putin is well hung. Also that he has a good body -- just from the way his suits fit. I could be wrong, it's just a hunch.
     
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    Russians are notoriously small but,fat and firm. Putin is by far sexy as fuck. Bet there's not a hair on that hard ass of his
     
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    I remember listening to those conversations on C-SPAN and there was this one part where Monica Lewinsky told Linda Tripp "It's not that small, Linda!" I've also seen it mentioned in the "Presidents" thread that, according to her testimony, his dick is 5 1/2 inches long. :confused:
     
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    george bush is by far the biggest prick EVER! he's like 6 fot of walking talking cock!
     
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    They are all a bunch of dicks because they keep screwing us over without even the courtesy of a reach around.
     
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    LBJ is said to have taken his big dick out of his pants at the height of his frustrations over Vietnam and said "Does Ho Chi Minh have this?"
     
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    Can we stick to the topic please. I dont believe that LBJ or Vladimir are running in the 08 election. My vote is for Obama. He admits to being rather promiscuous when he was younger. I think he probably showed alot of women a good time.
     
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    I'll go with Fred Thompson--maybe it's just because I find him incredibly sexy (in a somewhat powerful way). Anyway, here's some news on Fred and what may happen if he has a rough campaign and run--
    From the Chicago Sun-Times today--


    If Thompson campaign flops, Gingrich will consider jumping in race


    July 1, 2007
    BY Sun-Times Columnist
    Newt Gingrich is telling Republican insiders that his decision in September on whether to run for president in 2008 depends on the progress of Fred Thompson's imminent candidacy.
    If Thompson runs a vigorous and effective campaign, Gingrich says privately, he probably will not get in the race. If Thompson proves a dud, however, the former House speaker will seriously consider making a run. That implies that the others in the field look to Gingrich like losers in the general election.
    A footnote: Gingrich has weighed in more heavily on the immigration issue than any of the major Republican presidential hopefuls. He has bombarded Republican Senate offices with material attacking the immigration bill backed by President Bush, even sending proposed talking points to senators about to meet with the president.


    So remember to vote for Fred Thompson or Newt Gingrich will be your next President.
     
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    john edwards...any thoughts??
     
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    Always liked Joe Biden here. When he was young he was hot as hell!
     
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    The REAL dick of any politician is in that area above the neck, the balls to.
     
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    He doesn't strike me as being hung, at all.

    My own pick for being the most hung would be Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas.
     
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    Read the transcripts of the Starr Report.
     
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    Perhaps you could be so good as to provide me a link to read them?:rolleyes:
     
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    Where did you get the idea that Russians are small? I have not found that to be true -- actually the contrary. Try looking at a Russian site like [I've deleted this link. --mindseye]

    Plenty of big ones on there.
     
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    dont click on the link its a trojan .
     
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    Well, Obama does have that black blood in him, but the person who's fucked (not in the good sense) the most people would probably be McCain. They'd all like to fuck you just as hard though (except maybe Paul, Gravel and (possibly) Richardson)
     
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